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22 Of The Best Lines From 'It'

"Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole."

Chelsea Carney

Sep 25, 2017

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The newest adaption of Stephen King's “It" has got everything it needs to be a successful movie, like a scary-ass clown, great actors, a banging soundtrack and hilarious one-liners (no wonder why it had the biggest gross opening for any horror movie ever).

Richie Tozier provided a good majority of the snarky comments, but the rest of the Loser's Club each got to dole out some of their own lines and kept me smiling even as I was hiding behind my sweatshirt. So if you can't remember all of the greatest lines that made you LOL throughout the movie, don't worry, I compiled a list of them. You're welcome.

1. “Look at this motherf*cker! He's leaking Hamburger Helper!"

2. “I can't believe I drew the short straw. You guys are lucky we aren't measuring dicks."

3. “Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole!"

4. “They're GAZEBOS. THEY'RE BULLSHIT"

5. “Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"

6. “You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crackhouse… and now I'm gonna have to kill this f*cking clown."

7.“I hear the list is longer than my wang." “That's not saying much."

8.“I can smell the pee from here."

“That's probably your breath wafting back into your face."

9.“Do you use the same bathroom as your mother? … Then you probably have crabs."

10. “This is like Eddy's mom's vagina on Halloween."

11. “Do you need to be a virgin to see this f*cking clown? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?"

12. “Who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?"

13. “Is this not real enough for you, Billy? Am I not real enough for you? It was real enough for Georgie!"

14.“You shouldn't be thanking us too much. Hanging with us makes you a loser too."

15. When Bev jumps off the cliff at the quarry “WHAT. THE. F*CK"

16. “You want to spend your summer in the arcade?" “It beats spending it in your mom."

17. “Hey, are these birth control pills?" “Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister."

18. Bev: “I need to show you something." Richie: “More than what you showed us yesterday at the quarry?"

19. “Doesn't smell like caca to me, senor."

20. "Try tickling your pickle for the first time."

21. "I'll show you a staph infection."

22. "How do you think Betty feels, running around in the sewers with just one shoe?"

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22 Of The Best Lines From 'It'

"Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole."

1. “Look at this motherf*cker! He's leaking Hamburger Helper!"

2. “I can't believe I drew the short straw. You guys are lucky we aren't measuring dicks."

3. “Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole!"

4. “They're GAZEBOS. THEY'RE BULLSHIT"

5. “Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"

6. “You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crackhouse… and now I'm gonna have to kill this f*cking clown."

7.“I hear the list is longer than my wang." “That's not saying much."

8.“I can smell the pee from here."

“That's probably your breath wafting back into your face."

9.“Do you use the same bathroom as your mother? … Then you probably have crabs."

10. “This is like Eddy's mom's vagina on Halloween."

11. “Do you need to be a virgin to see this f*cking clown? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?"

12. “Who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?"

13. “Is this not real enough for you, Billy? Am I not real enough for you? It was real enough for Georgie!"

14.“You shouldn't be thanking us too much. Hanging with us makes you a loser too."

15. *When Bev jumps off the cliff at the quarry* “WHAT. THE. F*CK"

16. “You want to spend your summer in the arcade?" “It beats spending it in your mom."

17. “Hey, are these birth control pills?" “Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister."

18. Bev: “I need to show you something." Richie: “More than what you showed us yesterday at the quarry?"

19. “Doesn't smell like caca to me, senor."

20. "Try tickling your pickle for the first time."

21. "I'll show you a staph infection."

22. "How do you think Betty feels, running around in the sewers with just one shoe?"

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19. To brush off gossip.

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Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

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15. When Bev jumps off the cliff at the quarry “WHAT. THE. F*CK"

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