The newest adaption of Stephen King's “It" has got everything it needs to be a successful movie, like a scary-ass clown, great actors, a banging soundtrack and hilarious one-liners (no wonder why it had the biggest gross opening for any horror movie ever).
Richie Tozier provided a good majority of the snarky comments, but the rest of the Loser's Club each got to dole out some of their own lines and kept me smiling even as I was hiding behind my sweatshirt. So if you can't remember all of the greatest lines that made you LOL throughout the movie, don't worry, I compiled a list of them. You're welcome.
1. “Look at this motherf*cker! He's leaking Hamburger Helper!"
2. “I can't believe I drew the short straw. You guys are lucky we aren't measuring dicks."
3. “Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole!"
4. “They're GAZEBOS. THEY'RE BULLSHIT"
5. “Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"
6. “You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crackhouse… and now I'm gonna have to kill this f*cking clown."
7.“I hear the list is longer than my wang." “That's not saying much."
8.“I can smell the pee from here."
“That's probably your breath wafting back into your face."
9.“Do you use the same bathroom as your mother? … Then you probably have crabs."
10. “This is like Eddy's mom's vagina on Halloween."
11. “Do you need to be a virgin to see this f*cking clown? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?"
12. “Who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?"
13. “Is this not real enough for you, Billy? Am I not real enough for you? It was real enough for Georgie!"
14.“You shouldn't be thanking us too much. Hanging with us makes you a loser too."
15. *When Bev jumps off the cliff at the quarry* “WHAT. THE. F*CK"
16. “You want to spend your summer in the arcade?" “It beats spending it in your mom."
