Text Replies That Are Better Than Any 2020 Campaign Slogans
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21 Text Replies That Are Better Than Any 2020 Campaign Slogans

Because honestly, the last text you sent is just as vague as "Make America Great Again"

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21 Text Replies That Are Better Than Any 2020 Campaign Slogans
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When it comes to coming up with a campaign slogan for a presidential run I imagine there is a huge group-think with people shouting out crazy ideas. But wouldn't it be so much easier if they just choose the last text message they sent? Just as vague as whatever they would come up with and probably ten times funnier.


So I gathered responses from people to see what their 2020 campaign slogan would be if it had to be the last text message they sent.

1. "Oh, I hope so"

Hope for what? Just fill in the blank so it aligns with your political views.

2. "Alright ladies let's get down to business"

A slogan for the feminist movement? More than likely.

3. "They'd fire me"

Disclosure before taking the job? Love it. At least they were honest up front.

4. "Nahh it's good"

What's good? The economy? Healthcare? Does it matter?

5. "I can't have a party, I have carpet lol"

No one is going to hold that against you, that's a valid reason not to host a party.

6. "Are we drinking tonight?"

10 out of 10 campaign slogan.

7. "Like, Riverdale is getting too sci-fi"

We love a candidate who is culturally woke.

8. "❤️ love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

A candidate who loves all, how rare.

9. "Good luck!!"

Good luck to whom? The people of America? Concerning.

10. "I literally wouldn't give a shit so I'd be bad at that"

Another full disclosure. Love it.

11. "I'm an angel sent from above"

Conceited? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely.

12. "Gonna be a spooky night all around"

At least they're giving a fair warning.

12. "'Is the pregnancy making her nice or what"

Offending pregnant women everywhere? Or not?

14. "She's too cute!!! She doesn't deserve this!!!"

An honest candidate!

15. "Oh trust me, no one is more disappointed than me"

Yikes, another full disclosure from a candidate.

16. "Ummmmmmm HELL no"

Fair statement.

17. "Omw lib"

A college student running for president? Probably.

18. "Sorry I fell asleep"

Another college student running for president? Probably.

19. "Also hoping for an L because my apartment complex is known for burning couches after they win so yeah not trying to see fire"

Hoping to lose so that people don't burn couches? Interesting take.

20. "Aw, yes :) I'd love that!"

Would love to be the president? Who knows. Too vague.

21. "❤️"

Love for all. A simple and straightforward campaign slogan.

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