Let's admit it, Tinder is the more sleazy Match.com of the younger generation. Everyone has it and probably uses it actively. Whether you’re looking for the nights hook up or the love of your life you've probably encountered something that boarder lines on porn. In my college years I've gotten my fair share of pick-up lines so scrolled through and found my favorite 20!
1. Like my baby face? You will like it more between your legs.
I may think your face is attractive, but that mouth on you is surely not.
2. I like to eat out, but I also like to go out to eat.
This took me a minute to get. Original I was super pumped because I love to go to restaurants. But I quickly learned that wasn't what he meant…
3. DTF hottie?
Down to fight? Sure for women's rights about not to be talked to like that.
4. You've got some nice pics (winky face).
Thanks. I took them myself.
5. Is your dad a boxer?
Not sure if this was a true question or a pick up line...but when I didn't play along and answered "no" I didn't get a response.
6. Is there 21 letters in the alphabet?
7. Why are girls like noodles?
Kind of wished I would have answered to get the punch line.
8. Wanna hook up dude?
Dude? Maybe using the word "beautiful" would have made that proposition a little less repulsive.
9. Are you Kylie Jenner?
Not sure if this is a compliment?
10. I'm just looking to have fun.
I appreciate your honestly, but I’m not.
11. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! *ba-dum-tiss*
I kid you not-- he wrote in the dumb line. As much as I appreciate this corny one, it is not original.
12. I'm not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.
13. Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Being in the health field I respected this one and answered.
14. Shall I try a semi sexual pick up or just be boring?
15. Didn't we go to high school together?
I graduated with 162 peers, you most definitely know we did. I'm not sure what's worse spotting someone you matched with or matching with someone you know.
16. Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.
Eww…
17. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet a**
18. Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
19. Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to give you kids.
20. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I’m an active Tinder user but I can’t say I’m just looking for a one night stand. But it definitely puts a smile on my face. To the boys reading this, you can never go wrong with a simple “Hey!”
