Ladies, let's be real. We tend to lie a little here and there, sometimes in order to put up a facade of coolness or maybe to fool ourselves into believing we're better than we actually are. Whether it's about dieting, boys or gossip, we are the ultimate fibbers. But I think it's time for us to cut the B.S. Everyone lies about this stuff -- it's just that no one talks about it. So let's break down these barriers and embrace it. We are a bunch of compulsive lying psychos. Don't believe me? Here are 20 lies that I assure have come out of most women's mouths:
1. "Oh my god, I miss you! Let's hang out soon!"
Yeah, I'm never going to text you. You're never going to text me. Oh well.
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2. "I'll start my diet tomorrow."
3. "I'm not really the jealous type."
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4. "I'm only gonna pop this one zit."
5. "I won't tell anyone! Not even my best friend."
6. "I'm on my way! I'll be there soon."
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7. "I hate drama. I'm just not really into gossip, I guess!"
8. "I won't take screenshots of our conversation and send them to my group chat."
We're either making fun of you or analyzing everything you said -- even down to your choice of emoji.
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9. "I'm not fake. If I don't like you, I won't talk to you."
10. "This will be my last drink, okay?"
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11. "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
12. "I'm over him, I swear! I didn't even like him that much anyway."
13. "I'm not that drunk." [rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F07%2F03%2F6360312255035372101193285383_giphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=859&h=a17799480b4b772791102c8db64db2b5f428e6627da82f35a6c4f95dacee550d&size=980x&c=1248771644 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F07%252F03%252F6360312255035372101193285383_giphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D859%26h%3Da17799480b4b772791102c8db64db2b5f428e6627da82f35a6c4f95dacee550d%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1248771644%22%7D" expand=1]
14. "He hasn't texted back in two hours. But I'm fine, he's probably busy."[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F07%2F03%2F636031252951095301-796565538_gup1fjojcp7ljk4rrdil.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=232&h=1be765639a0f7b91b5073c5d2743bba7b57dd792e6c164b750ce1824222055e7&size=980x&c=1389544026 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F07%252F03%252F636031252951095301-796565538_gup1fjojcp7ljk4rrdil.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D232%26h%3D1be765639a0f7b91b5073c5d2743bba7b57dd792e6c164b750ce1824222055e7%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1389544026%22%7D" expand=1]
15. "I hate attention."
16. "You have an ex-girlfriend named Rebecca? I had no idea!"
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17."I'm barely wearing any makeup."
18. "Haha no, I don't go through people's likes on Twitter."
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19. "I love sports!"
20. "I'm classy when I drink."
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***disclaimer: this is for satirical effect. You can be telling the truth about your diet (chances are you're lying to yourself, but whatever I believe you). Don't get too salty.
