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19 Things You Know If You're An Asshole

Asshole: anyone who doesn't do, say, think, or feel exactly what you want them to and doesn't care

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19 Things You Know If You're An Asshole

I know what you're thinking... I know I can be slightly offensive at times, but I doubt I qualify as a true-to-the-core asshole. But, here we are. So, you might be an asshole if:

1. You put yourself before others, and you don’t think twice about it.

2. You lack certain emotions that others seem to think are important.

3. People probably talk about you behind your back.

4. You don’t care. About generally anything except what matters to you.

5. You’re a super competitive and offensive driver.

6. When people cry, you tend to have an inappropriate reaction--like the urge to run away.

7. Some people think you're "mean" or "harsh," but you're really just honest.

8. You can get away with doing certain things, but no one else can.

9. You pride yourself on having unpopular opinions.

10. Arguing gives you the biggest adrenaline rush. And you thrive from it.

11. You tend to laugh at the most inappropriate times.

12. You secretly enjoy the look on people’s faces when you eat the last of something.

13. When people try and get an attitude with you, you almost laugh because they really have no idea who they’re dealing with.

14. You probably got in trouble a lot in school for being “disrespectful” but you have no regrets.

15. You think you’re the smartest person in the room at all times.

16. You know your friendships are real because they know exactly how you are, and they still choose to be your friend.

17. Your parents probably have a bumper sticker that reads: I'm a proud parent of an asshole.

18. Your biggest pet peeve is: everything.

19. Although most of the time being an asshole gets you in trouble, you know that sometimes its necessary.

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