16 Classic Yo Mama Jokes
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16 Classic Yo Mama Jokes

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16 Classic Yo Mama Jokes
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Take a moment to travel back in time with me. You're in the fifth grade. Blake looked over at you and P.E., and you think this must be the start of something. You start to write it in your Lisa Frank journal, when out of nowhere Madison looks over and says, "Ooooo you like Blake!" a little too loudly. An all-out war ensues, and soon you are talking about mothers.

Here are 16 classic Yo Mama jokes you probably used at some point. Madison never knew what hit her.

1) Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

2) Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

3) Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

4) Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

5) Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night.

6) Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.

7) Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers.

8) Yo mama is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

9) Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

10) Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

11) Yo mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew

12) Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.

13) Yo mama is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

14) Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.

15) Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

16) Yo mama so dumb if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.

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