15 Things EVERY Houstonian Will Instantly Recognize | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Politics and Activism

15 Things EVERY Houstonian Will Instantly Recognize

Half an hour gets you just about anywhere.

119
15 Things EVERY Houstonian Will Instantly Recognize
Wikimedia

Texans think very highly of themselves and their state; obviously everything is bigger (and better) here.

Though it's a very large state, everyone can identify with certain things, and when you get down into the cities, there are even more things to identify with.

It's no surprise then that Houston -- which is the biggest city in Texas -- has a lot of things for natives to recognize. From churches to commericials, there's always something that'll remind people where they're from: the greatest city in Texas.

1. Those ridiculous C&D Scrap Metal commercials.

The commercials are always weird, and they'll always let you know you can be paid in $2 bills.

2. Mattress Mack will save you money... Today!

Just reading that, you can hear it in his voice.

3. There's always a gun and knife show going on.

Every weekend, there's one either at the Pasadena convention center or George R. Brown. You can figure out locations when you see the big yellow billboards for it.

4. There's always contruction.

When. Will. It. End?

5. Everyone's heard a bunch of rumors about what'll happen to the old Astrodome.

Is it going to be a park? A hotel? What's happening to our 8th wonder of the world?

6. Why did Astroworld have to go?

Now we have to go all the way to San Antonio for an amusement park!

7. Seeing Joel Osteen's church is crazy.

It's like a church on steroids. I've seen some companies with smaller buildings than his.

8. Only smart buyers shop Joe Meyers Toyota.

They also have kooky commercials, but the jingle is what's most memorable.

9. Women love JJ Watt a lot.


How can you not love him though?

10. "I'm Jim Adler, 'The Texas Hammer,' and I'll fight for you!"

If you ever get into a big truck accident, you know who to call.

11. Scott McClelland from H.E.B. is anywhere in Houston at any given time.

He's probably eating lunch somewhere, giving a talk at a school, or working on a new H.E.B. commercial with JJ Watt.


12. Space Center Houston is a one time stop.

It's not nearly as cool as everyone thinks. You look at some rockets, some shuttles, the old control center, and then you say, "Wow, that was a boring hour."

13. Hoping to pass St. Joseph's at night.

Everyone wants to be on IH-45 through downtown just to see the giant cross lit up.

14. The Shook family from Fellowship of The Woodlands commercials.

They always had commericals for their next series, and their Easter celebrations looked lit.

15. There's no place like Houston!

It's home to so many people and has such a wide variety of cultures melding together to create one of the best cities. It's one-of-a-kind and will always be the best!
What are some of your favorite things about H-town?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

5 Things To Do That Are Better Than Writing A Paper

Don't waste your time trying to write that paper when there are so many more interesting things you could be doing.

7911
computer keyboard
Unsplash

Writing a paper is never fun and is rarely rewarding. The writer's block, the page requirement, be specific, but don’t summarize, make sure you fixed any grammatical errors, did you even use spellcheck? and analyze, analyze, analyze.

Papers can be a major pain. They take up so much time and effort that by the end of the process you hate yourself and you hate the professor for making life so difficult. Questions of your existence start roaming in your mind. Am I even cut out for college if I can’t write a single paper? Am I even capable of taking care of myself if I lack the energy to open my laptop and start typing?

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

10 Reasons Why Sisters Are The Best

Who could be a better friend than your own sister?

4759
sisters
Taylor Hooper

I can barely remember back when I was the only child. Most would say it’s because it is extremely difficult to remember things as a toddler but I would say it's because I was bored until my sister came along. My mother always says how important the "sister bond" is and with every year that passes I realize how right she is. Instead of writing a novel about all of the wonderful things there are about having a sister I decided to list a few of them instead.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

How To Adult

You're gonna make it after all.

5402
how to adult
Twitter

It is the time of our lives that we are beginning to enter the adult world and most of us, if not all of us, have no idea what we are doing. It's like starting a video game, but skipping the tutorial. We're all just running around aimlessly hoping we accidentally do something right that moves us along the right path. Now that graduation has just happened, or is right around the corner for some of us, it's time to start thinking about how we are going to take care of ourselves once we are on our own.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

7 Signs You're A Starbucks Addict

I'll be the first one to admit I'm addicted to Starbucks.

3296
drinking coffee
Tumblr

If you’re anything like me, you love a good cup of coffee. My coffee always comes from Starbucks; I refuse to drink it from anywhere else. Over the years, it’s become one of my biggest addictions. So, if you are aware that you’re a Starbucks addict as well, or maybe you need to check to see if you’re an addict, here are seven ways to tell.

Keep Reading...Show less
people  in library
Photo by redcharlie on Unsplash

College involves a whirlwind of emotions, whether it’s from the stress of an assignment (or twenty), or from fighting with your roommate. It can be overwhelming at times and it’s important to take a step a back and calmly think things over. Maybe gain some perspective. The following aren’t foolproof tips and may not apply to you, but I was able to find success with them (hope you do too!)

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments