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15 Reasons Why Ron Swanson is Every College Student Ever.

"I can't go because I don't want to."

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15 Reasons Why Ron Swanson is Every College Student Ever.
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Of all the characters on "Parks and Recreation," Ron Swanson definitely displayed the greatest amount of apathy and cynical humor, and as college students, we can all identify with his ways.

1. He's hungry. Like, all the time.

2. He hates crowds and anything to do with other people.

3. In fact, he's the master of coming up with excuses to get out of anything to do with other people.

4. When you're in a group project and you get a B while your partner gets an A, he understands.

5. His budget is right in line with yours.

6. He understands the importance of a healthy relationship with alcohol.

7. He eats ice cream the same way we all want to eat ice cream: full facial attack.

8. He is all of us when dealing with anyone younger than 18.

9. He understands the importance of cultural diversity.

10. He relates to your anxiety over the current political race.

11. He know how to respond to professors who ask if you're enjoying the class.

12. He knows how to celebrate after you pass your last final of the semester.

13. He understands group projects on a personal level.

14. He procrastinates and avoids his problems at all costs.

15. And when you graduate, with all of your stupid mistakes behind you, Ron gets it.

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