15 Times You Pillage Your Entire Wardrobe Only To Pick Out Something Black

It's just a classic.

Jan 28, 2019

15 Times You Pillage Your Entire Wardrobe Only To Pick Out Something Black

There are so many colors in the world yet we still choose black. Black just goes with everything, and it works in EVERY situation. It goes with jeans, a skirt, all kinds of shoes and every type of jewelry.

Listen, sometimes its hard to wear something colorful when 95% of my wardrobe is BLACK.

1. Your Best Friends Birthday

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I know they want you to look cute but black is a classic..

2. Your Birthday

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What? Why can't I wear a little black dress.. and black shoes.. and black everything.

3. Going Clubbing

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Its not like anyone is going to see me anyways.

4. Going To The Beach

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I don't care if its hot, I have NOTHING else to wear. Besides black is so in.

5. Christmas

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Sorry mom and dad, at least I'm wearing a sparkly black tights?

6. Going To Work

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Who wants to figure out what to wear when we don't want to go anyways.

7. Blind Date

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Don't know them? Good. Black keeps yourself a mystery.

8. Date Date

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Your boo probably knows you almost always wear black so its not like they are surprised.

9. ...Easter

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Uh yeah I know I should be wearing colorful clothes but I'm at least wearing different shades of black!

10. Church

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Damn, I just look like I'm going to a funeral service again. Oh well.

11. On Vacation

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Perfect for any type of weather, circumstance and location.

12. A Family Reunion

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Hey family I don't ever see, I hope no one notices me.

13. Working Out

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It's just a classic.

14. Interview

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Its sleek, professional and looks great.

15. Going To Class

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Who cares what I look like in class anyways, I'm just going there to learn.

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15 Times You Pillage Your Entire Wardrobe Only To Pick Out Something Black

It's just a classic.

1. Your Best Friends Birthday

2. Your Birthday

3. Going Clubbing

4. Going To The Beach

5. Christmas

6. Going To Work

7. Blind Date

8. Date Date

9. ...Easter

10. Church

11. On Vacation

12. A Family Reunion

13. Working Out

14. Interview

15. Going To Class

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Failing the final you thought you'd crush.

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