Some people win Olympic awards. Here are some more realistic ones:
Awards I Could Probably Win
- 20 Under 20 in my house
- Certified Romantic Comedy Expert
- Most Empty Glasses of Water Stored in Bedroom Award
- Most Likely to Spend 15 Minutes Looking for Glasses that I am Wearing
- Best John Mulaney Impression
- Most Complaints Shared in the Shortest Period of Time
- Most Likely to Underestimate the Amount of Emotional Turmoil I can Realistically Handle
- Most Likely to Cry during a Movie that isn’t even that Sad
- Most Likely to Not Bring Tissues to Sad Movie
- Most Likely to Ask to Borrow Tissues During Sad Movie Not Because I’m Crying But Because My Allergies Are Acting Up Okay??
- Greatest Number of Chocolate Chips Eaten Directly Out of the Bag
- Best at Putting Away Laundry Within the Same Month that I Took it Out of the Dryer
- Most Likely to Laugh at Inappropriate Times
- Least Likely to Put Dishes into Dishwasher Before the Sink Overflows
- Least Likely to Calmly and Logically Deal with Bug in My Room
Make sure to give yourself credit for what you've accomplished everyone.
