15 Awards I Could Probably Win
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15 Awards I Could Probably Win

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Michelle Cohn
Sep 05, 2016
George Washington University
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15 Awards I Could Probably Win

Some people win Olympic awards. Here are some more realistic ones:

Awards I Could Probably Win

  • 20 Under 20 in my house
  • Certified Romantic Comedy Expert
  • Most Empty Glasses of Water Stored in Bedroom Award
  • Most Likely to Spend 15 Minutes Looking for Glasses that I am Wearing
  • Best John Mulaney Impression
  • Most Complaints Shared in the Shortest Period of Time
  • Most Likely to Underestimate the Amount of Emotional Turmoil I can Realistically Handle
  • Most Likely to Cry during a Movie that isn’t even that Sad
  • Most Likely to Not Bring Tissues to Sad Movie
  • Most Likely to Ask to Borrow Tissues During Sad Movie Not Because I’m Crying But Because My Allergies Are Acting Up Okay??
  • Greatest Number of Chocolate Chips Eaten Directly Out of the Bag
  • Best at Putting Away Laundry Within the Same Month that I Took it Out of the Dryer
  • Most Likely to Laugh at Inappropriate Times
  • Least Likely to Put Dishes into Dishwasher Before the Sink Overflows
  • Least Likely to Calmly and Logically Deal with Bug in My Room

Make sure to give yourself credit for what you've accomplished everyone.

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