14 Things Everyone Does In The Bathroom But Won't Admit They Do
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14 Things Everyone Does In The Bathroom But Won't Admit They Do

We have all done at least one of these things at some point in our lives, lets just be open about it.

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14 Things Everyone Does In The Bathroom But Won't Admit They Do
Joshua Anthony

We all do things in the bathroom that often times we wont admit to doing, but we do them. I am willing to bet that everyone who reads this has done at least one of these things listed below.

1. Scroll through your newsfeed to catch up on your friends and their lives whilst on the toilet.

As you scroll you realize how much of your life is being wasted sitting on this toilet while other people are out living it up.


2. Play music from your phone and sing and dance along


3. Make weird or dramatic faces in the bathroom mirror.


4. Always check inside the shower and behind the door before going about your business.

To make sure there are no murders or demons lurking around or giant purple dinosaurs...


5. Give yourself a pep talk in the mirror just when you need it the most.


6. Fall down a stalking hole so hard you don't realize you've been sitting on the toilet for over 2 hours…


7. Look in the toilet before you sit down just to make sure theres nothing lurking in there.


8. Take awkward mirror selfies of yourself which you will subsequently delete after you leave.

Ain’t nobody wanna see a pic of you just after you pooped.


9. Talk on the phone or FaceTime with a friend and pretend like you aren't on the toilet.

Or just mute the microphone whenever you aren't talking so they can’t hear a thing ;-)


10. Create a theme for a music video thats based out of the bathroom and pretend to be performing in said video.


11. Stare into the mirror and give tutorials of your daily routine.

Whether its a make-up tutorial or a tooth brushing tutorial or a how to do your hair tutorial we have all done it at some point.

12. Sing at the top of your lungs in the shower.

No matter how bad you are outside the shower, everyone is good when singing inside the shower.


13. Lay on the floor after finishing your business and just contemplate life.


14. Sit on the toilet and write an Odyssey article about things you have just been doing in the bathroom before, after and during typing the article.


Feel free to let me know what things on the list you do. Anything else that would be considered weird that you do in the bathroom?

Let me know what you think!

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