As you all know, I'm sure, "The Bachelorette" season finale is rapidly approaching. So, in honor of the drama-filled, life-giving show, here is real life told by the "reality" television show that sweeps millions of pre-pubescent girls, 3% of teenage guys and middle aged women, off their feet.
1. When you can't believe you lost the TV remote again
It happens to the best of us...but sometimes that dang thing just seems like it has legs. You beat yourself up, time and time again for something so simple yet impactful. But most of all, you're disappointed in yourself for not taking care of the remote like you wanted to
2. When you burn the popcorn
Sometimes, life is hard. It's messy and complicated and tough. Like when you're just trying to sit down and watch "The Bachelorette" but then you get hungry so you make some popcorn. However, you get so caught up in the gripping, real-life drama of the show that you burn the popcorn. You're already emotionally unstable from the show, since Luke is about to get the boot. You're hangry, which is just not good at any time or in any situation. So when you smell the burning popcorn, this pushes you over the edge. You can't handle life and all it's strifes. Your emotions are out of control because now Luke is gone, you're still hangry and you've missed most of the show due to your time of mourning over the burnt popcorn.
3. When you forget where your brain is
I, too, often forget where my brain is placed in my body. Sometimes I just need help finding where it is. It's so nice when a kind soul can direct me to where it is. This gif is very relatable.
4. When you finally find your TV remote
5. Oh my god look at that cute dog across the street
6. When people take credit for your work
"Yeah right, Derek. You did not make that tuna salad for gam-gam's birthday party. I did!!"
7. Utter confusion
When you hang out with someone who doesn't like Oreos. Like honestly, what kind of foreign species are you? I just don't get people like that!
8. Bliss
This is what you look like when you've found your bliss and followed it. Some say you look like a hockey-masked freak but don't let them get in the way of your blissful happiness. Block out those un-blissed haters with cucumber shades.
9. Dairy love
When you spontaneously find yourself trying out for a "Got Milk?" ad.
10. Need some ice for that burn?!?
Little Suzie from down the block is always coming to the neighborhood block party, throwing insults left and right. Sometimes they just come a little too strong. It hurts that you get burned by a little seven year old but there's nothing you can do about it. She's just too good.
11. When you're a dragon slayer
12. Surprise amnesia
Yeah, you're here, bro. This is America.
13. When you still can't believe you lost the remote
Well, there you have it, folks. Literally every situation you will ever come across in life is spelled out here, in "The Bachelorette" form. I hope you find just as much joy and hilarity in this highly entertaining and juicy season as I do. What a treat "The Bachelorette" producers have bestowed upon us!
