Dogs are like people too, you know. Especially Doug.

1. "Ur not allowed to wake me up on a Monday unless it's with food."

2. "I think I went overboard again."

3."U said we were having spaghetti for dinner, not... this."

4."I'm a sucka for some caffeine."

5. "Am I gonna want dessert? Is that even a question?"

6."Forgot to set my alarm."

7. "I told u I'm a lightweight."

8. "When ur relatives start getting on ur nerves."

9. "When the person behind u keeps kicking ur seat."

10. "Yes, Netflix, I am still watching."

11. "When ur friend actually wants to hike and not just take selfies."

12. "I took a shower so I feel accomplished for the day."