1. Don't you think you are a little old to be afraid of heights?

Well, that's a little rude.

2. But won't you regret it if you miss this experience?

Honestly, I will regret it more if I fall.

3. But you are in a harness — what is the worst that could happen?

Do not even get me started.

4. How about you just try it, and then you can come down if you get scared?

How about I don't try it if I know I'm going to get scared?

5. But it is a fear! It is meant to be conquered!

I will conquer my fears from the ground, thanks.

6. But how do you know you are afraid of heights if you have never actually tried to do something that involved dealing with them?

Oh, trust me, I know.

7. Why are you even afraid? Have you ever actually fallen from something?

Do you really want to start questioning each other's fears? Because I doubt you have ever been bitten by a poisonous spider.

8. If I can do it, you can do it!

Ha. Ha.

9. Are you afraid of heights, or are you afraid of falling?

Is there a difference?

10. Roller coasters too?

If they are in the air.

11. It is kind of annoying that you will not even try.

It is kind of annoying that we are still talking about this.

12. But do you think you will ever stop being afraid of heights?

Not likely.

But hey, we are always happy to hang out when it does not involve falling!