Let me start by saying Towson is not a scary place by any means. We love it here. But there are quite a few things that terrify Towson students that other students just wouldn't understand.
1. The Uptown Bouncers
This is clearly only for the under 21 Towson crowd, but almost all of us have been here before. Literally nothing scarier then going to CVP a week after that kid in your class got cited. Or praying that Torrent doesn't crease your ID.
2. Running Out Of Meals/Dining Points
There are few things less terrifying than being in line at ptux, not sure whether or not your One Card is gonna get declined.
3. The New One Cards
I know I'm not the only one who screamed when I saw my freshman year photo in HD.
4. Skateboarders/ Bikers/ Anyone On Wheels
Please don't run me over. Please don't roll down the stairs. Please don't hit that person.
5. Checking Your PNC Account Sunday Morning
...if you're lucky.
6.Glen Bridge in the Winter
*slips and falls. Breaks multiple bones*
7. Having Class When It Snows
There's so many hills and stairs, how does one not die?
8. Anyone Tabling in the Union
I have no money, please don't talk to me.
9. Losing Your OneCard
Congrats, you are now going to starve. And if you live on campus, you are now also homeless
10.Hiking to West Village
Sorry, it's too far, I'll die.
11. Academic Advising Month
Why is there a whole month where people can ask me questions about my life that I don't know the answer to?