School, no matter what age you are, is filled to the brim with essays. Every single class seems to have a million essays that you need to write.
Well, I’m sick of it. I would rather do literally anything else.
1. Pet a cactus
I love cacti so much, but they’re very sharp. Can I pet one instead of writing 3,000 words on nothing?
2. Eat an entire jar of mayonnaise
I’m allergic to mayonnaise. I would gladly spoon some down right now.
3. Run a marathon
I can’t run very fast, but that would be more fun than staring at this computer for one more second.
4. Say/do something embarrassing in front of my crush
I could trip over nothing and land on my face in front of them and that would still be better than writing an essay.
5. Take a cold shower in the winter time
It’s extremely cold out, but I would love to jump in a cold shower and just stand there.
6. Cut my own hair
7. Listen to screamo music
Screamo music is my least favorite type of music, but I would gladly blast some Pierce the Veil if it meant I didn’t have to write one more word.
8. Learn a new language
9. Date my ex
We broke up for some horrible reasons, but I would take him back in a heartbeat if it meant I could stop writing right now.
10. Read an entire book series
Throw an entire book series at me. I’ll finish it tonight as long as I don’t have to finish this essay.
11. Have head lice
Head lice are extremely itchy and uncomfortable, but it beats having my hand cramp up from typing so much.