You are in college, so you have the excuse to do exactly whatever the f*ck you want. Unfortunately, for too many college kids, this has led a distortion between right and wrong, and the decision that it is cool to be lazy and indulgent, to just get through college somehow. But you knowingly slip in and spiral into the excess, anyway.

1. Waking up 15 minutes before a lecture

You will jump out of bed and head to lecture now.

2. Never f*cking up on game day work

7:00am: Pre-pre-game. 9:00am: Pre-game. 5:00pm: Post-game. 7:00pm - eternity: Post-post game, Post-post-post...

3. Sending *flash* Snapchats... at night

So you need to snap your special bae a goodnight selfie, but your roommate is asleep. So you use flash. Often times you both do it because the light switch is far away.

4. Relying on caffeine as the answer to your problems

Sleep and coffee are substitutes.

5. Repeating your clothes for a couple days in a row

Laundry is for people who did not attend class.

6. Obsessing over dank af memes

Idk why but dank memes just become so much funnier, even the ones that really make no sense. So you post them on your timeline again and again. When people look at it, they wonder if you ever did anything else.

7. Best thinking at 3 a.m.

Night owl is GONNA brain peak.

8. Having trouble with functioning properly

Of course, this one is tooootally not your fault.

9. Binge watching

Why can't they use TV for a lecture?

10. Not sure about the last time you had a complete meal

College snacking habits are like no other.

11. Being a know-it-all

Despite all your anxieties and your indulgent cravings, all those late nights, panic attacks, and stressful days actually did pay off. You did your readings, you participated in lecture, and you wrote great papers. That said, you became a pedant, so everybody hates you.