Who are you voting for in November? Many people aren't thrilled with the major party candidates this year, but thankfully, there are other options. One passionate activist and candidate, Vermin Supreme, has been running for President since 2004 and he has some very unique views. If you are having trouble supporting the lesser of two evils, here's why Vermin Supreme may be the candidate for you.
1. His incredible and distinct fashion sense
Want a change from the traditional image of the President? Vermin Supreme's signature boot hat is like nothing this country has seen before.
2. A free pony for every American
Vermin Supreme's pony policy is a job creation program that will help combat lack of public transportation and climate change by reducing fossil fuel consumption. And who doesn't want a free pony?
3. Mandatory toothbrushing laws
Ever talked to someone with bad breath? Not on President Supreme's watch!
4. Zombie apocalypse awareness
Not only will Supreme make sure the U.S. is prepared for the zombie apocalypse, he will harness zombie power using the latest in hamster-wheel technology.
5. Federally funded time travel research
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Supreme has mentioned his idea of genetically engineering a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.
7. His honesty
Vermin Supreme is a self-proclaimed "friendly fascist" with a refreshing honesty. Supreme says he is a politician who will lie and "promise your electorate heart anything you desire" because he has no reason not to. Hey, at least he's willing to admit it.
8. He's multitalented
Mr. Supreme's closing statement at a 2012 Democratic party debate in New Hampshire including an original song about himself set to the tune of the chicken dance.
9. He glitter-bombed politician Randall Terry who opposed same-sex marriage during a party debate
He actually threw glitter on him during a Democratic party debate. Enough said.
10. He's dedicated
Supreme has been running in local, state and national elections since the 1980s!
11. Why not?
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