And yes Jamie, that's your twitter post.

According to my mom's signature, I drove all 30 hours. (I'm from Georgia)

This Twitter account actually belongs to my brother and he was always called by my dad's name.

My brother did, and both of my uncles. They're the reason I'm scarred for life.

If you didn't grow up listening to Linkin Park, you aren't my friend anymore.

Word always tries to correct my name and I"m just like "I KnOw HoW To SPeLl mY OwN NaME."

Our dishwasher was our hands.

Yeah, I wore these. And I rocked them.

11. "Some of you don't read enough Odyssey articles and it shows."