First you decide to "Treat Yo Self" to a night out

And your friend tells you not to drink too much...

... but you do anyway

and at first you insist you're sober...

...but in reality you're already tipsy.

You'll start to think you're really amazing at things

... well, drunk you thinks so. But your sober friends really think

Then you become lovey-drunk, and you get really huggy.

You'll realize what a dynamic duo you and your best friend are, and you tell them how much you love them.

The compliments start out nice and normal...

...but then they get weird.

Like, really weird.

Next it's time to bust out those dance moves!

And if anyone does even the slightest thing to upset you, they'll get some strongly worded insults.

And on top of insults, your mind will start to make what seems to be philosophical masterpieces.

You have the brilliant idea to call your ex and your friends are like

But you start to pick up your phone anyway, and so your friends have to wrestle it away from you

Then you start being cry-y drunk

and it's time to go home, but it's hard to get you to leave when you're *literally* this gif of Chris.

But eventually you and your friends go home walking like this.

and you pass out.

The next afternoon you wake up and wonder how alcohol can make you feel this bad.

Like, really bad.

You take a look at your credit card statement and see you've made some questionable purchases.

So you swear you'll never do it again....

... but really you know that next week you're gonna