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100 Things Kylie Jenner Could've Named Her Baby That Would Be Better Than Stormi

At least it's better than North West...

Carly Duris
Feb 21, 2018
University of Michigan
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100 Things Kylie Jenner Could've Named Her Baby That Would Be Better Than Stormi
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Stormi? Really? There are so many better names out there. All due respect to Kylie, of course, but honestly, Stormi seems like the last name she could have picked. Celebrities are so into making their kids name unique and different, that they actually turn to weather as ideas now... Here are 100 other names that Kylie could have picked that would have been so much better than Stormi.

1. Thunderi

2. Raini

3. Fettucini

4. Slinki

5. Cloudi

6. Fanci

7. Fuzzi

8. Jacuzzi

9. Smoki

10. Glossi

11. Sneezi

12. Dopi

13. Bashful

14. Grumpi

15. Doc

16. Happi

17. Chubbi

18. Dingi

19. Clumsi

20. Cheesi (middle name: Bread)

21. Crispi

22. Curli

23. Strawberri

24. Blueberri

25. Sexi

26. Kinki

27. Elderli

28. Germani

29. Greasi

30. Foggi

31. Meati

32. Creami

33. Booti

34. Martini

35. Houdini

36. Bikini

37. Lamborghini

38. Weeni

39. Deadli

40. Crazi

41. Grassi

42. Ghostli

43. Earthi

44. Hungri

44. Hangri

45. Nerdi

46. Nifti

47. Mushi

48. Nasti

49. Tipsi

50. Whiski

51. Friski

52. Rusti

53. Lazi

54. Sticki

55. Alpha Phi

56. Squeeki

57. Snow

58. Friendli

59. Sappi

60. Loopi

61. Juici

62. Gucci

63. Fungi

64. Fairi

65. Zamboni

66. Pepperoni

67. Hyperbole

68. Scrunchi

69. Mississippi

70. Chili

71. Billi

72. Jimmi

73. Zeppoli

74. Cannoli

75. Itali

76. Candi

77. Roxi

78. Photographi

79. Foxi

80. Penni

81. Moni

82. Lotteri

83. Groceri (Middle name: Store)

84. Analogi

85. Dietari

86. Mercuri

87. Batteri

88. Victori

89. Graviti

90. Dori

91. Bouji

92. Bougi

93. Smoothi

94. Boozi

95. Uzi (Middle name: Vert)

96. Badi

97. Daddii

98. Hairi

99. Quirki

100. Tyga

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