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100 Things Kylie Jenner Could've Named Her Baby That Would Be Better Than Stormi

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Carly Duris

Feb 21, 2018

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100 Things Kylie Jenner Could've Named Her Baby That Would Be Better Than Stormi

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Stormi? Really? There are so many better names out there. All due respect to Kylie, of course, but honestly, Stormi seems like the last name she could have picked. Celebrities are so into making their kids name unique and different, that they actually turn to weather as ideas now... Here are 100 other names that Kylie could have picked that would have been so much better than Stormi.

1. Thunderi

2. Raini

3. Fettucini

4. Slinki

5. Cloudi

6. Fanci

7. Fuzzi

8. Jacuzzi

9. Smoki

10. Glossi

11. Sneezi

12. Dopi

13. Bashful

14. Grumpi

15. Doc

16. Happi

17. Chubbi

18. Dingi

19. Clumsi

20. Cheesi (middle name: Bread)

21. Crispi

22. Curli

23. Strawberri

24. Blueberri

25. Sexi

26. Kinki

27. Elderli

28. Germani

29. Greasi

30. Foggi

31. Meati

32. Creami

33. Booti

34. Martini

35. Houdini

36. Bikini

37. Lamborghini

38. Weeni

39. Deadli

40. Crazi

41. Grassi

42. Ghostli

43. Earthi

44. Hungri

44. Hangri

45. Nerdi

46. Nifti

47. Mushi

48. Nasti

49. Tipsi

50. Whiski

51. Friski

52. Rusti

53. Lazi

54. Sticki

55. Alpha Phi

56. Squeeki

57. Snow

58. Friendli

59. Sappi

60. Loopi

61. Juici

62. Gucci

63. Fungi

64. Fairi

65. Zamboni

66. Pepperoni

67. Hyperbole

68. Scrunchi

69. Mississippi

70. Chili

71. Billi

72. Jimmi

73. Zeppoli

74. Cannoli

75. Itali

76. Candi

77. Roxi

78. Photographi

79. Foxi

80. Penni

81. Moni

82. Lotteri

83. Groceri (Middle name: Store)

84. Analogi

85. Dietari

86. Mercuri

87. Batteri

88. Victori

89. Graviti

90. Dori

91. Bouji

92. Bougi

93. Smoothi

94. Boozi

95. Uzi (Middle name: Vert)

96. Badi

97. Daddii

98. Hairi

99. Quirki

100. Tyga

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1. It's just the basics.

2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

5. Shower right after.

6. Another get real moment.

7. Take home your clothes.

8. Be nice!

9. Disinfect!

10. Just keep up with yourself.

What would I do without my mom?

1. “Good luck today! I believe in you and always will.”

2. “Everything will be OK.”

3. “Do you want to come home for the weekend?”

4. “Don’t stress! Stress causes pimples and we don’t want that!”

5. “Look out for a care package coming in the mail.”

6. “You are so bright; I know you can get through this."

7. “Take a break and relax for a little, you’ve been working so hard.”

8. “Go out with your friends, have some fun. Use your card, I will refill it.”

9. “Take a deep breath.”

10. “Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.”

11. "I love you."

She's got your back with everything that college throws at you.

1. Doctor.

2. Nutritionist.

3. Personal trainer.

4. Tutor.

5. Stylist.

6. Babysitter.

7. Therapist.

Just some relatable college student advice! Yes, you aren’t the only one!

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2. Ratemyprofessor.com! PLEASE use it!

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4. Always bring a charger or headphones wherever you go.

5. Don’t miss out on the free food on campus.

6. You don’t always need to dress up…Trust Me!

7. Get More Involved!

8. Don’t feel pressured to hook-up with anyone.

9. The Freshman 15 is REAL! Don’t brush it off!

10. It’s OK to say NO!

11. Drinking / Partying doesn’t equal popularity.

12. Try to spend less time in your dorm.

13. It’s OK to change your major!

14. Always take an Uber or Lyft!

15. Never go to a party alone!

16. Start your resume early.

17. Keep your door open when in your room.

18. Get to know your professors.

19. You don’t really need an unlimited meal plan.

20. Procrastinate = LATE!

21. If you need to…sleep!

22. It’s also OK to say ‘no’ to going out all the time!

23. Take advantage of the free stuff on campus!

24. Not everyone in college drinks.

25. Community bathrooms aren’t THAT bad.

26. Please get along with your roommate.

27. Spotify/Apple Music Playlists!

28. Please clean your room frequently!

29. Please Go to Class….You’re paying for it!

30. Do the extra credit!

31. DON’T Pick 8 am Classes!

32. Use the resources on campus.

33. Eat at Dining Halls to save meals or even cook your own food.

34. Make sure to pick your classes on time!

35. Make every day count! College goes by QUICK!

It's partly by choice.

1. I'm shy.

2. I'm picky.

3. Different interests

4. Differing maturity levels

5. I don't want to waste my time.

6. Small selection

7. God hasn't shown me "the one" yet.

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