We all know that the newest version of "It" has been the talk of the cinema world right now. Pennywise, the Dancing Clown, has made himself extra popular this year and will probably be one of the main reasons people will start reading the book again.
With his creepy smile and red balloons, his smile, and his ability to lure people with taunting them with their deepest desires into the sewers, Pennywise is definitely one of the scariest villians in horror. (Making him the PERFECT Halloween costume this year.) Pennywise himself is a version of the monster, not actually "It." He takes various forms such as the diseased leper, Beverly's abusive father, a woman in a painting, and Billy's little brother. But him being the clown, it's easier to lure his easiest prey: children.
There's no doubt though some of the stuff Pennywise could offer is stuff I wouldn't be able to say no to. Not necessarily a balloon, but...
1. Sephora makeup.
Let's face it, he could save me $50 on an eye shadow palette, and he may have that new Kat Von D liquid lipstick shade I have been looking for! I'm going.
2. Chick-fil-A.
I mean as long as he has Polynesian/Chick-fil-A sauce and some southern sweet tea, there ain't no stopping me from sliding into the sewer.
3. A full night of sleep with all my college work done.
Or he could even just promise me a full night of sleep. Or just having all of my homework done. Or just a 2 hour nap.
4. A cruise trip.
My mom even hates scary movies and refuses to see "IT", but I'm pretty sure she'd following Pennywise into the sewer if he promised her a trip and that the sewer would lead her to the port for it.
5. Sushi/hibachi food. Or tacos. Or soul food.
I mean I can barely pass a vending machine without getting something. You think I'm going to pass up free food? Scoot over Pennywise, momma's coming down.
6. A new puppy/kitten.
Let's face it, unless you adopt (which, why wouldn't you?), animals are pretty expensive. If I can just get the adoption fee covered, I'd have a running start towards that sewer.
7. "I have a new Jeep down here. Wanna take a look?"
No questions asked. Well, maybe what color... nah, who am I kidding? Free Jeep!
8. Unlimited supply of my favorite shows/movies.
Grey's Anatomy, Vampire Diaries, and the Nicholas Spark movies? Without all the ads and crappy downloads online? Hmmmmm...
9. No dues left on my student account.
Hell he could want to pay for one text book and I'd be satisfied.
10. A fun night out with my Odyssey girl gang, with no worries.
Normally we are all trying to maneuver our schedules so that at least a couple of us can meet up. If he offered me a night with all my girls, no homework worries or having to rush to head to work, you can bet that I would down for that.
