10 Signs You're a God Damn Coffee Addict

10 Signs You're a God Damn Coffee Addict

The delightful drink from the Starbucks (or Dunkin Donuts) gods is the answer to desperate college students’ prayers of hope to survive finals.

Ah, finals, the bane of every college students’ existence. You’re stressed, maxing out on your patience for studying for every class. Late all-nighters are common this time of year. But of course, there’s always one thing that can get you through it all: coffee! The delightful drink from the Starbucks (or Dunkin Donuts) gods is the answer to desperate college students’ prayers of hope to survive finals. If you’re somehow unsure if you’re becoming too reliant on coffee this time of year, here are 10 signs that you’re definitely a god damn coffee addict.

1. The first thought you have every morning is, “I need coffee” as you stare at your bloodshot eyes in the mirror.

You just can’t help it bro, you just can’t. That all-nighter freaking killed ya.

2. When you make coffee in the morning, you lean in to smell the delightful scent of freshly brewed coffee.

Dude, nothing beats the smell. It’s like crack.

3. You have a rule every morning: “Don’t bug me until I’ve had my coffee!”

Don’t even bother sending us addicts texts asking for favors or to ask us to come in early for work, fam. Just don’t even bother because we’ll just look at your messages and leave you on “Read.”

4. You have your “go to” barista to make your specific coffee order. If they’re not there, then you sure as hell aren’t letting anyone else serve you.

Sure yeah, you know your barista’s name and their birthday. They’re your go-to person to vent to about your crappy day (or week). They’re your confidante, your everything! Baristas are the unsung heroes of society. They deserve the world, especially when they deal with unrelenting customers that aren’t you.

5. Your friends notice when you DON’T have coffee cause you’re so grumpy without it. (They also say “Uh oh” when you tell them that you haven’t had coffee all day.)

Man, if you don’t have your coffee, it shows. Don’t deny it! We all have that one grumpy personality that pops up when we’re functioning on zero caffeine! It’s just an ugly sight when that crap starts to get noticeable...

6. You can have coffee at any time of the day and still get energized by the caffeine.

As a coffee addict, you know (or should know) that the optimal time to have coffee is between 10 a.m. to noon and 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. (Also, fun fact: Coffee isn’t as effective after 5 p.m.) Yet, even despite knowing this tidbit, you still get coffee, regardless of the time of day. (Hell, I got a grande Starbucks cold brew at 8 p.m tonight to write this article, true story.)

7. You love hot and iced coffee equally. Or, you prefer a specific type of coffee. Either or, doesn’t matter, you’re an addict!

I personally prefer iced coffee over hot coffee (mostly because iced coffee is loaded with more sugar and caffeine to begin with), but hey, coffee’s coffee, am I right?

8. You have multiple cups of coffee a day.

Who cares? You can handle it! Who needs sleep anyways?

9. You drink coffee even if you visibly shake from the caffeine or your right eye twitches.

No? Just me? K.

10. You always have coffee every single day (Duh!)

Bruh, gotta get them cups of Joe!

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A Letter To The Almost High School Graduate

“The present changes the past. Looking back you do not find what you left behind.” –Kiran Desai

To the high school senior weeks away from graduation,


Just take a moment to look back on all of the things you're used to, all of the things you consider your norm, and all the things you grew up knowing life would be.

Take a drive at sunset and look at the town you call home. Reminisce in all of it –that shop you used to get frozen yogurt with friends or that pizza shop where you went on that date with that guy.

Go past your elementary school. Swing on the swings and hide under that playset you used to call a fortress.

Visit the place you called “home" –your friend's house, the band room, the gymnasium. Any place you truly felt like yourself.

I ask you to do these things before it's too late. Yes, it is actually possible to be too late.

Do those things before everything you've ever know changes. Do those things before you leave. Do those things because one day you'll come home and you won't recognize a thing.

That favorite fro-yo shop you and your friends went to –closed. That playground you used to love –removed. That big oak tree outside of your back door –chopped into pieces, fallen from a storm.

Now, these things may seem meaningless to some, but they are part of our familiarity. Our sense of how life was.

It's a simple concept, yet it's difficult to grasp once you're away from home.

The concept: life goes on, even when you're not there.

It won't hit you as soon as you think, but when it does, it hits hard. It hit me when I Facetimed my parents and they showed me my room. It felt like my brain had glitched; it didn't understand why I could see my room, yet I wasn't there in person to see it.

This glitch is called your reality check. You don't ever ask for it, but you always need it.

The same thing occurs when you come home for Thanksgiving or Christmas. It happens when the whole family gathers and they see you “post-high school" and now as a “new college kid." They say, “wow, you've changed so much!" but you look the same. They say, “you're so much more aware of everything now –it's incredible!" but you really haven't; you've just been looking outside of a dorm window instead of your house's window.

Why does everyone see you differently, yet you feel completely unchanged?

The answer: your reality check hasn't happened yet.

You haven't begun to realize the dark half-crescent shaped shadows under your eyes from lack of sleep. You haven't seen your sudden weight gain (or weight loss, for some). You haven't seen how differently you interact with people here than you did before you departed.

And just like that, all that change occurs and there's no time to realize it. Until it's too late.

So realize these things now. Soak up the norm and live the life you may call “ordinarily boring." Because one day, it won't be. And you'll have no idea why.

And so, I leave you almost-graduate with this: stop and smile.

Look back on all you've lived through and all you've accomplished. Look at all the memories of you growing up. Remember, reminisce, and embrace your childhood for a little while longer, before it all disappears.

When you wake up on graduation day and you look in the mirror, fully dressed in cap and gown, smile.

Because you've made it to the end of part one, and now you've reached the beginning of part two.

This is your new norm.

Signed gratefully yours,

The Kid Who Wishes She Had

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A Love Letter To My Air Fryer

And why you would love an fryer too...


In a previous article, I wrote about how love to use Trello.com for organizing things. I'm still loving Trello. I've haven't grown bored of it and stopped using it (like I have with some other organizational systems). This time, I'm going to share another item that I love, and it's for one of my favorite things, food! I finally gave in and bought an air fryer, and after my first use, I literally said that it's wonderful! I bought a small air fryer. It only holds about two quarts, but it's perfect for quick lunches.

I thought I'd love the air fryer if it could dry fry food with little to no oil, and it does just that. I'm also in love with the air fryer, because I could simply put the food in it, set the timer and live my life for a few minutes until the food is done. I don't have to stand over it and watch the food cook. That makes the air fryer a winner! Did I mention that it really does work?! Yes, it does work. Now, you could buy foods that are already breaded and throw them in the air fryer, but if you want to go the healthier route, you can use bread crumbs, flour, and eggs to make your own crispy coatings for your foods. Dipping your food in your own homemade batter cuts out some of the salt and added chemicals in the frozen pre-fried foods.

You can also fry foods that do not even need a homemade batter. Without using the batter, I've made sweet potato French fries and burritos in it. The tortilla for the burrito turned out nicely crispy, but I didn't leave it in the air fryer long enough for it to be crunchy. The sweet potato fries came out nice. I've tried making crispy chickpeas with Italian seasoning, but they weren't to my liking. However, I have loved everything else that I've made in the air fryer. Sometimes I just put a quick meal in it, just to re-heat it, since I don't use a microwave. I just think that using the air fryer is healthier than using microwaves, and I love that I don't need to put my food in a special box or anything for it to be really crispy. If you love fried chicken or fried fish, you'd love this little machine as much as I do!

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