From the tan Halloween decorated door, we seem like normal loving roommates. Once you come in and look at our picture wall, you think "What the hell is wrong with these girls?"

1. Self Tan Each Other

When winter rolls around, we depend on each other to rub Jergens where the sun doesn't shine!

2. Hired a maid

Yes, (one of them) is just that freaking lazy..... $60 later.

3. We always have Friends on a TV

It is not uncommon to hear "I'll be there for you" in one room and hearing Pheobe's "smelly cat" in another.

4. Peeing with the door open so we can talk

We have separation anxiety, it is that serious.

5. "Smell me"

At least once a day I get the question "Do I really have to shower?" Yes. Yes you do.

6. Calling the maintenance guys 3 times a week

They know us by name and fixed things from squeaky doors to peepholes.

7. Letting the trash overflow

It has become a game, Mackenzie usually wins.

8. We are each other's doctors

Hey, can you tell me why I have this weird pimple on my inner thigh?

9. They use outside voices inside

We yell at each other 25/8, but it is out of love...I promise.

10. They love me (which is weird in itself)

For some reason, they chose me, probably because I am just as weird as them.