She has got a big personality and a big heart. She loves all things sparkly, loving and food related. We can all probably agree that Miss Piggy is our spirit animal, whether you are a man or woman. She sells confidence like it’s her full time job and continues to reign over us with her fabulous personality. You may think that quotes from a puppet don’t have substance or meaning to them; think again.
“Never eat more than you can lift.” This should be a new golden rule.
“I hate how chocolate melts on my fingers. Am I really that hot?” You bet your bottom dollar I will be using this way too much. Gotta love the confidence this girl has.
“The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is that they ran out of all desserts.” If this doesn’t make you a little sad you need help. Life is too short not to at least take a glance at the dessert menu.
“Love is where you least expect it. So look there first.” Do you think Miss Piggy expected to marry a Kermit frog? Of course not, so color outside of the lines and put yourself out there. She is pretty outrageous, but she knows what she is doing.
“Behind every good woman is a great left hook.” Oooooooo girl. Amen. Gotta build strong girls.
“Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.” Now this is something I can get on board with. The more there is to you, the more there is to love amiright?
“Fabulousity with a dash of irresistibility and a great big dollop of attitude.” Mic drop. She knows her strengths and weaknesses, and she knows what she is capable of.
“When all else fails, order dessert first.” Even if all else doesn’t fail, still order dessert first, it’s protocol.
“Women are like bacon, they smell good, they probably taste good and they will kill you slowly.” I am in love with this saying. Whoever created this simile has got it all going on. But is it just me or is it ironic that she is a pig and she is talking about bacon? Just a thought.
“Personal style begins and ends with loving who you are.” All though she is a handful, she is dead on with loving who you are. Take it from her, nothing else is possible without being confident in yourself first.
Anyone else want Miss Piggy as their life coach? I think it’s time that we all tailor our lives to imitate the confidence, passion and sass of Miss Piggy. After reading this article, I hope you got a good little chuckle or at least a smirk when looking at your device. Now get back to what you were doing, but keep in mind the strong and empowering life advice of this firecracker Muppet.
