When I am upset, sometimes all I want to do is listen to sad music or watch a sad movie to "get all my tears out". I hate being upset, but I will sulk and sulk and sulk the whole day if I happen to be sad. It is 2020, so that means that we are not going to let our negative feelings hold us down from having an overall positive day. With that being said, turn off the Notebook and tune into some of my favorite funny movies instead.
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Whether you admit it or not, that tiny town will always have your heart.
1. You still talk to people that you went to elementary school with.
These are the people you grew up with and the people you graduated high school with. The faces you see in kindergarten are the same faces you’ll see for the rest of your life.
2. When people ask where you’re from, you just mention the nearest Metropolitan city to your home town.
No one has ever heard of your town, anyway.
3. You fully expect to run into at least 3 people you know when you’re going out.
Everywhere you go- the grocery store, the post office, the gas station- you’re bound to run into somebody.
4. Plans for Friday night include walking around the nearest Walmart.
There really isn’t much else to do so you have to make your own fun somehow.
5. It's a normal thing to get caught behind a tractor on the road.
It made you late to school countless times, but at least your teachers could relate.
6. Your teachers always call you by your sibling’s names.
In a town that's small, there’s no doubt that they’ve taught at least one of them.
7. Friday nights revolved around what sports team was playing.
Friday nights were dedicated to football and winter was dedicated to basketball. Every Friday in fall the entire town will be their repping the team’s colors.
8. You and your friends just drove around at night blasting music because there was nothing else to do.
With no destination in mind, you know the town like the back of your hand. So many memories were made just by driving around.
9. It’s a big deal when a new restaurant opens up in town.
When you’ve had the same restaurants for your entire life, there’s no doubt that it will become the newest hang out spot among your peers.
10. Everyone talks about leaving but once you’re gone, you know you’ll miss it.
Whether you like it or not, it’s the place you were born and raised and it will always be home to you, no matter where life take you.
Why I love high school football games, even though I don't like football.
When most think of high school they think of friend drama, parties, getting your drivers license, and best of all foot ball games.
I know nothing about football. Seriously, nothing. However, going to the turf on Friday nights in the fall is one of my favorite things. The crisp air, the hot chocolate, the packed stands, the face paint, and the overall school unity. For me, its not about the game (although a win is great.) For me its all about the atmosphere, and the people.
I love the band playing in the background, and the dancers on the track in front. The bright lights, yet surrounding darkness. The crazy loud cheers, and wild outfits to fit the nights theme. The inevitable playing of Sweet Caroline and dancing of over excited students.
Those Friday Night Lights truly are the best.
The United States is a relatively infantile nation, but its legacy of spoken rhetoric is one of the richest in the world.
Rhetoric, in all its forms, arrives under the scrutiny of historians both for its historical impact and literary value. Dozens of speeches have either rallied the nation together or driven it drastically apart –– the impact of speeches in politics, social movements, and wars is undeniable.
So, I present the ten most powerful speeches from the twentieth and twenty-first centuries. I am only including those made after the widespread use of picture-and-audio-synced cameras. You will notice that there are no female speakers; hopefully, this will change as time, and society, wanes on. The list is in order of oldest to most recent.
1. Franklin Delano Roosevelt: First Inaugural Speech, “The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself” (March 4, 1933).
This speech is among the most widely known of a president. Its meaning became the battle cry of an impoverished people, who were relying on the charismatic, newly-inaugurated Roosevelt to lead them through the valley of the Great Depression. The oration is in great contrast to much of his campaign, which was marked by him actually speaking poignantly very little. Emerging technology also made it more accessible for the average citizen to view or read this speech.
2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Pearl Harbor, "A Date Which Will Live in Infamy" (December 8, 1941).
Years later, President Roosevelt took the podium in a Congress chamber to deliver a stern message not only to its members, but the American people. He condemned the monstrosity that had occurred in Hawaii, an act by the "Empire of Japan". Less than an hour after the speech's delivery, Congress approved for the United States to formally join the Allies in WWII.
3. John Fitzgerald Kennedy: Inaugural Address, "Ask Not What Your Country can do for You" (January 20, 1961).
On a frigid January day, swashbuckling Massachusetts native John F. Kennedy took the oath of office, inaugurating the age of Camelot in the United States that would see the makings of the Cold War. His words stood in contrast to the legacy of his predecessor, Dwight Eisenhower, whose words hardly ever became so impassioned. JFK's youth and enthusiasm, along with his many controversies, make his speeches even more remarkable in the eyes of history.
4. John Fitzgerald Kennedy: Speech to Berlin, "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" (June 26, 1963).
Just five months before his assassination, President Kennedy traveled to Berlin to reassure the citizens of West Berlin that they were approved of-- and protected-- by the United States. JFK mentions the ages-old "I am a citizen of Rome," relating it to democratic Germany instead. He even spoke in German at parts, his famous line being "I am a Berliner," in an unmistakable Massachusetts accent.
5. Martin Luther King, Jr.: March on Washington, "I Have a Dream" (August 28, 1963).
The now-beloved reverend and civil rights leader MLK was a master of rhetoric. His years of training for church and excellent education make him not only articulate, but inspiring too. Hundreds of thousands of marchers witnessed King plea for a future in which his children, and their children, would not be bound by their race.
6. Martin Luther King, Jr.: Mason Temple, "I've Been to the Mountaintop" (April 3, 1968).
The speech was given to a congregation in Memphis, mainly concerning the Memphis Sanitation strikes. Little did anyone know this would be MLK's last public speech. As always, he advocated for nonviolence, boycotts, and peaceful protests. His tone shifts near the end. His family and other advisers had seen the danger in Memphis and other places King travelled, and had tried to dissuade him from continuing. He speaks of the possibility of an early death of his; the speech is truly prophetic, as MLK was assassinated the very next evening.
7. Richard Nixon: Address to the People, "Nixon Resigns Amid Watergate" (August 9, 1974).
It is common knowledge that the ever-paranoid Richard Nixon was embroiled in scandal several times in his career, especially the presidency. He foresaw his impeachment and decided to resign instead, though not truly admitting his guilt. To this day, he is the only president to willingly step down from an active term.
8. Ronald Reagan: At the Berlin Wall, "Tear Down this Wall" (June 12, 1987).
With the Cold War coming to a close and the USSR on the brink of collapse, President Reagan returned to where JFK had stood to deliver a clear message to "Mr. Gorbachev": to destroy the hastily-built Berlin Wall that split Germany.
9. George W. Bush: At Ground Zero, "9/11" (September 11, 2001).
The terrorist attacks of that fateful morning made another date which will live in infamy. President Bush left his reading appointment at an elementary school to fly to New York and stand among the rubble with emergency workers and press surrounding him. He had a fireman under one arm and held a megaphone with the other.
10. Barack Obama: Victory Speech, "Yes We Can" (November 4, 2008).
Barack Obama, who stepped to the forefront of politics after delivering a powerful speech at the 2004 DNC, defeated Republican John McCain and became the first non-white man to serve as the president of the United States. His campaign promise of "yes we can," followed him through two full terms, leading to the triumphant phrase of "yes we did."
This is me taking a break from being cynical and imagining how the world could be one day.
By now, people are probably sick of hearing me talk about myself, so I’m changing it up this week. In keeping with the subject of my J-Term class, I’m asking myself a political what-if question. What if we could create a sovereign global government firmly grounded in justice that could actually adjudicate Earth’s many disparate nation-states into one unified world government?
I should confess up front that I have a vision of the world as it appears in the universe of the Star Trek franchise. The Earth of the Star Trek universe has unified the entire world under one unitary governing body, and war, famine, disease, and conflict are things of the past. The human race in general has evolved to a higher moral standard that obviates greed, envy, and other harmful impulses. This collective dedication to the betterment of the human condition fosters fantastic technological progress that allows humanity to explore the galaxy that we have thus far only been able to contemplate philosophically.
Right away, I acknowledge that there are many, many issues with the question that I have just posed. Perhaps the foremost objection to this question is that such a government would never be practical or feasible. The picture I’ve just painted is a fanciful, pie-in the sky, pipe dream that deserves only derision. After all, the world is wracked with nations of implacable enemies engaged in centuries-old disputes that seem intractable.
However, since this is not an academic paper, but an article where I have much greater creative freedom, I will defer addressing the many logistical concerns with bringing such a dream about. Instead, I’ll focus on a few choice hypotheticals that I think would bring today’s world a little closer to the one I described above. I realize that these suggestions range from merely impractical to borderline ludicrous. However, mankind has achieved things thought to be ludicrous before, and I think that given enough time and incentive, we could do so again.
The U.N. takes its proper place as a sovereign world government. If the United Nations were actually to wield the power that Woodrow Wilson envisioned for it at one point, then perhaps a united front of nations prepared to use armed resistance against Adolf Hitler might have prevented, or at least delayed, WWII. Unfortunately, the League’s structure and mandate prevented much productive agreement on issues because of both the required unanimous vote to enact policy and the inherent aversion of member countries to support any policy that did not suit its own interests. Perhaps a sovereign U.N. government with power to settle disputes both diplomatic and military could prevent a WWIII.
Failing the prevention of such a conflict, I believe (and hope) that a third world war would force a collective reevaluation of human morality. Such an examination of conscience would require the many nations to reprioritize the interests of others, sometimes ahead of their own. This would be not only a revision to government policy but to morality and philosophy at both the personal and global levels. Basically, better government would be served by better people.
Another thing tied in to the revision of human morality is the death of money. Were the idea of money to go the way of the dinosaur, acquisition and greed would no longer be the driving forces in our lives, and we would have to dedicate ourselves to new, healthier pursuits (in theory, at least.) Maybe the creation of a new world economy with some kind of barter system would replace our current fascination with currency.Once again, I want to emphasize that these ideas are all merely my own flights of fancy. They represent what I think the world could be like, maybe in a thousand years or just ten. Who knows?
Procrastination Nation, unite.
- Watch a movie
- Take a nap
- Have a dance party
- Eat ice cream
- Bake a cake
- Cry just a little bit
- Knit a blanket
- Learn to ride a bike
- Build a crib
- Watch a hockey game
- Watch any game
- Play with my hair
- Dye my hair
- Go grocery shopping
- Learn to crochet
- Do 50 jumping jacks
- Drive cross country
- Take a bubble bath
- Squeeze lemons for lemonade
- Sell the lemonade
- Make heart-shaped ice cubes
- Moisturize my knees
- Paint my nails
- Find the cure for cancer
- Run a marathon
- Just kidding, run down the hall
- Squat my bodyweight
- Eat my bodyweight in French fries
- Hibernate until Christmas
- Cuddle my body pillow (unless you have a boo)
- Think about all the work I’m not doing
- Wash my bed sheets
- Vacuum my apartment
- Play mini golf
- Go swimming
- Tan in this Texas heat
- Sing like I’m about to win American Idol
- Blow up balloons
- Pop the balloons
- Make lists
- Write an Odyssey article
- Pet a puppy
- Adopt a puppy
- Pay my rent
- Order a pizza
- Start a garden
- Cook a turkey
- Find new music
- Clean my waffle iron
- Learn to make jam
- Jam to music
- Play scrabble
- Volunteer anywhere
- Celebrate a birthday
- Watch a makeup tutorial I’ll never use
- Go through old pictures on my phone
- Make a playlist
- Take a shower
- Clean my room
- Curl my hair
- Climb a rock wall
- Get a massage
- Play with Snapchat filters
- Roast a chicken
- Go fishing
- Chug some Snapple
- Ride in a cart around Walmart
- Count the days until the semester is over
- Overthink about my future
- Think of my future baby’s names
- Pin everything on Pinterest
- Text anybody
- Pray about life
- Watch a sunset
- Watch a sunrise
- Have a picnic
- Read a book (that’s not for school)
- Go to a bakery
- Snuggle a bunny
- Clean my apartment
- Wash my dishes
- Rearrange my furniture
- Physically run away from my problems
- Make some meatballs
- Learn to make bread
- Google myself
- Ride a Ferris wheel
- Get stuck on a Ferris wheel (that way, it’s not my fault I’m not studying)
- Wash my car
- Get on a plane to Neverland
- Find Narnia in my closet
- Jump on a trampoline
- Learn to ice skate
- Go rollerblading
- Ride a rollercoaster
- Carve a pumpkin
- Restore water in a third world country
- FaceTime my family
- Hug my mom
- Tell my friends I love them
1. Brittany Morgan, National Writer's Society
2. Radhi, SUNY Stony Brook
3. Kristen Haddox, Penn State University
4. Jennifer Kustanovich, SUNY Stony Brook
5. Clare Regelbrugge, University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign