1. You have Snap Chatted more squirrels than you have "double-chinned" selfies. 

2. Two words: MU Tex-Mex. I swear that their food is better that Chipotle. Controversial, I know. 

3. Slack-lining and sleeping are what the quad is known for. Just add a jungle gym and no one would ever go to class. 

4. You have suffered the wrath of Smart Site. Having it crash the day before your midterm or final is like a death sentence.

5. You have either heard about or actually crashed your bike while attempting the round about. It doesn't help when the upperclassmen cheer from the sides. 

6. You have feared going into, and have inevitable gotten lost in the Death Star. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

7. You feel super cool telling your friends that "tractor-driving" and "beer making" are both classes you can take....and get credit for.

8. You have come to know and love the man and his dog that preach in the MU. They are all part of the experience.

9. You understand that Picnic Day is more about day drinking in the heat than it is about exploring the exhibits of majors around campus.

10. You have tried the Davis Trinity, and failed miserably. If on the odd chance that you haven't go now!

11. BONUS: You have rubbed the egg-head that sits outside of Shields library in hopes that you will get that A on your midterm or final. I don't care what people say, it's definitely good luck.