Why You're Actually Tina Belcher
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Why You're Actually Tina Belcher

Because Tina channels your love life

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Why You're Actually Tina Belcher
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Bob's Burgers is hands down my favorite television series. Maybe I'm biased because of my love for terrible puns, but you have to admit: the show is quite witty. Each character is thoroughly developed to accurately represent a relatable member of your family or community. Here are the top reasons why you're actually Tina Belcher.

You're Self-Aware

Pretty much, yeah

You Like to Play the Field Now and Again

Gotta keep your options open

But You Always Have that Special Someone on Your Mind

Never give up on what you can't go a day without thinking about

You Practice Facial Expressions

Because resting bitch face is real

You Know What You Want

And you go for it

You've Fallen in Love with an Older Man or Two

Guys your age are immature anyway

Or an Entire Squad of Men

A high school friend group, a baseball team, the guys in your middle school gym class. You're not committed, it's OK!

One Word:

You simply can't help yourself

Your Dance Moves are Questionable

But they're your most effective mating call

We've Definitely All Wondered This One

Because nothing else about that situation would be questionable

You're Less Coordinated than you Realize

rah rah...nope, you're cut from the team

Boys Keep You up at Night

See you in my dreams, Jimmy Pesto

You Take Things Too Literally

Literally, literally


Your Pick Up Lines are Golden


And they have a high success rate...maybe

You Keep Up With Trends

Important

You Battle Rejection with Perseverance

Boys don't know who or what they like anyway

Your Hair Flip is Flawless


You may have practiced once or twice

Nobody Understands Your Interests

Shhh it's normal

You'd Make a Great Detective

Piecing together information is your specialty

All the Boys Notice You, Especially Your True Love

Absolutely.

You're Relatable AF

#relatable

Finally, Your Reaction to Parents, School, Boys:

Always the appropriate response

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