There is an invention in the world that is a cure to all heartbreaks. It's a cure to dealing with men and their drama. The craziest part of this invention is that it started with a simple smashing of a grape. There are 1,000 reasons why wine is better than dealing with men. Here are 15.
Raise your glasses, ladies: Cheers to wine being our number one bae.
1. It will never cancel on you. It's always ready to go in the cabinet with clean glasses calling your name.
2. All your friends like wine. Screw the concept of some friends not liking your boyfriend -- every girl will love wine.
3. Wine will be there for you when you screw up. Need a night to drink away the pain? Franzia got yo' back, girl.
4. Wine won’t cheat on you. Wine is dedicated. Wine is loyal. Wine is only for you.
5. Wine gets better with age. Men lose hair with age … amongst other things.
6. Wine is always down for you. What’s better than great company? You want to stay in and watch "Gossip Girl"? No worries -- wine is by your bedside.
7. Wine will listen to your cries. Let those tears fall, girl. Ms. Pinot Noir will hold your hand all the way through it.
8. Wine never whines. Wine never complains. Wine wants what you want -- which is more wine.
9. You have to down at least two glasses before getting a headache. With guys, it’s only a simple conversation until the headache begins.
10. It will make you feel classy … even if you’re drinking cheap, $10 boxed wine.
11. It is not hard to find. By any means, when you run out, you can always buy more … and more.
12. You can try as many different types of wine as you want, and it's completely acceptable. No one will judge you for hopping from one to the next.
13. It will never confuse you or make you question your sanity. It won’t say, “You’re acting crazy.” Instead, it says, “You’re crazy for thinking I'd ever leave you.”
14. It is not a toxic relationship. I mean, it’s healthy. It is made from grapes, after all.
