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10 Thoughts Every College Girl Has While Spending Way More Than $10 At Target

Target is a death trap.

Laura Wright

Apr 02, 2019

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10 Thoughts Every College Girl Has While Spending Way More Than $10 At Target

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We've all been to Target, with the sole purpose of only getting ONE damn thing.

Yet we know what seems like 5 minutes actually turns into 2 hours and you end up leaving with a cart full of stuff you never really needed, and a receipt a mile long.

Don't try to hide it, you either 1) nodding your head agreeing to this statement or 2) you're in denial. But if I can tell you one thing you have probably had these thoughts while at Target.

"1. You are only here for ONE item."

2. "Getting a cart won't hurt anything. Right?"

Remember, carrying a basket is like carrying a weight. Ain't no one got time for that.

3. "Do I really need this?"

*Throws item in the cart anyway*

4. "It's only the dollar section."

So many cute things for one dollar, you heard that right, just a dollar.

5. "Where's my sister I want to Kick her butt at the video games."

Loser buys popcorn.

6. "Popcorn smells so good right now."

I'm sure you can smell it now.

7. "Again, do I need this?"

8. "Do I have a gift card?"

90% of the time you know you don't, but wonder anyway.

9. "Of course I have to check out the clearance."

Except that's about 50% of the store if you know where to look.

10. "I failed again."

You were supposed to get one thing.

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10 Thoughts Every College Girl Has While Spending Way More Than $10 At Target

Target is a death trap.

"1. You are only here for ONE item."

2. "Getting a cart won't hurt anything. Right?"

3. "Do I really need this?"

4. "It's only the dollar section."

5. "Where's my sister I want to Kick her butt at the video games."

6. "Popcorn smells so good right now."

7. "Again, do I need this?"

8. "Do I have a gift card?"

9. "Of course I have to check out the clearance."

10. "I failed again."

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)