Thanksgiving is a time for family, a time for giving thanks, and a time for-- oh who are we kidding, Thanksgiving is a time for FOOD. If we're being honest, you're really not that excited to see your weird second cousins from down south. All you want is to stuff your face with potatoes and pie. Possibly the only person that enjoys a hearty meal more than you or me, is Ron Swanson. So, without further ado, enjoy this timeline of Thanksgiving dinner, as told by our very own Ron Swanson.
Your mom calls you out of hiding to come downstairs
Can we stop mingling with annoying cousins and drunk aunts and just eat already?
Getting called to dinner
FINALLY!
Waiting for everyone to be seated so you can eat
You're so excited for sweet potato casserole you can barely stand it.
The food starts getting passed around, but all you want is the turkey
You refuse to be distracted with wimpy appetizers. Bring on the meat!
The younger cousins are being way too picky
They don't like the stuffing? More for you!
You grandmother tries to make sure you're eating your vegetables
Who brought broccoli to Thanksgiving dinner anyway?
...three helpings of food later..
You've eaten about twice your body weight in food and couldn't feel more fantastic.
"You should try the mincemeat pie!"
Everyone knows that apple pie and pumpkin pie are the best.
As you're laying on the couch in a food coma, unable to move
Never mind the fact that none of your clothes will fit for the next few days, it was all worth it.
