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9 things i Unshamely text my friends who have dogs

When you cannot have a dog you can own them through your friends.

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9 things i Unshamely text my friends who have dogs
Sara Durphy

In This Article:

I have no regrets.

1. Can you send me a picture of your dog?

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It is a great start to every morning to see a nice picture of someone elses doggo.

2. Can I come over?

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Now this one is tricky, your friends think you want to come over to see them. In reality you just want to play with their dog.

3. How is *insert dogs name*

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This is my friends dog, Angel.

4. Hey I saw a dog that looked like yours today at the park.

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Since you do not have your own it is even more exciting to see dogs that look like your friends in public.

5. Did you take *insert dogs name * on a walk yet? Can I come?

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I love taking dogs on walks. So this is a thought I often have.

6. Can I come to the dog park with you?

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I always want to go to dog parks with friends and their dogs so I do not look weird.

7. Will your dog cuddle with me?

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Who does not love puppy cuddles

8. Can you give *insert dog's name* kisses for me?

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I love doggie kisses just as much as the next person.

9. *Takes a picture of a random dog* Oh my gosh, you have to see the dog I just saw

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Who else takes pictures of other people's dogs? Nobody? Okay.

Being the friend who does not have a dog is hard but these are my daily thoughts and texts to my friends who are dog owners. I do not have a dog because my mom is allergic but whenever I get the chance to love my friend's dogs, I jump on it.

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