Unpopular opinion: I do not like Thanksgiving. It's not because of some moral reason about what the holiday stands for, it's not because my family drives me insane (which they do), but it is because I hate Thanksgiving food.

To me, turkey is tasteless and dry, green bean casserole is too soggy, and who wants to put something in their mouth after it was up a turkey's butt? The food, to my family, is the only reason we celebrate. We see each other way too often, so Thanksgiving is not a special time of gathering. It is a time to feast, and I do not feast, so I hate the holiday.