1. The ex who ghosted you
Just like how easy it was for your ex to ghost you, this costume is easy to make. Just find a sheet and put two holes in it for your eyes and boom, you look just like him!
2. The ex with many hoes
Look in your shed or go to Lowe's and buy as many hoes as you can carry. Your ex loved having hoes around.
3. The ex who was way too old for you
Wear outdated clothes, some big glasses, find a cane and slouch over. He always had back problems considering he was a dinosaur.
4. The ex who treated you like sh*t
Order the poop emoji costume and to top it off have a HUGE ego. It seems the most fitting as your ex always treated you like you were beneath him.
5. The ex who cared more about playing Xbox with the boys
Dress up as an Xbox controller. Maybe then he would have paid more attention to you if were a gaming console.
6. The ex who REALLY said "Saturdays Are For The Boys"
Order that ridiculous flag and wear it around town. It will notify the rest of the frat boys in town to assemble.
7. The ex who cheated on you
Dress up as Bill Clinton and then lie to everyone about how you did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ahh brings back memories of him, doesn't it?
But at least for you, after October 31, you get to take the costume off!
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