If you’re under 5’4'' you know all about these struggles. We have only our parents/gene pool to blame for this.
1. Not knowing what it's like to feel the ground when sitting.
I can't help but do the dangling foot dance.
2. A step stool should be carried as a purse.
At least 7 times a day we wish we had a step stool on hand.
3. When you wear heels and you're STILL the shortest.
We feel good about ourselves until we stand next to the normal people.
4. The most common way people describe you is as “the short one."
I would like to be called my name, thank you.
5. No pant length will ever fit, ever.
Your tailor knows you on a personal level.
6. People always think you are years younger than you actually are.
Maybe when I'm 40 years old i'll appreciate this.
7. Finding a petite section in a store is like finding gold.
8. You'd rather risk your life than ask a stranger for help in the grocery store.
You don't want to sacrifice your dignity and ask for help.
9. Ending up face down a** up while getting that last sock on the bottom of the washer machine.
Putting stuff in the washer in a no brainer but getting them out.....
10. People will ask exactly how short you are.
Because knowing the exact measurement is apparently necessary.
11. Losing your friends at a party and trying to find them is like fight night.
I may be small but I can plow through a crowd like no other.
12. Short jokes are inevitable.
They will never be funny, so please stop.