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10 Signs You Are The College Squad Mom

"Hey can you hold this for me."

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10 Signs You Are The College Squad Mom
Tal Sagi

Every friend group has that one friend. The one we run to with a, "do you know what time this starts ' or a, "Do you have an *insert obscure object here*?" the friend you go to when your sick or need help with any and all things ever! I know, because I am that friend.

1. You always have EVERYTHING in your bag! Snacks, first aid kit or a stain stick you have it ALL.

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2. Your whole hallway comes running for the most random things ever!

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Hey, do you have a screwdriver?

*Pulls out the whole toolkit*

3. You always have snacks or are feeding your friends

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4. You have a signature tea you make all of your friends to help them feel better

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* drink the chia always drink the chia*

5." Can you put this in your bag?"

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6. Wine. you drink lots of wine while wearing some sort of face mask.

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7. You're the friend everyone calls when they get sick

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* Hey if I take 5 NyQuil pills tonight will I die?*

* Yes yes you will*

8. You're always on high alert when you and your friends go out.

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* No one will ever take an open drink or gets left alone EVER*

9. You are most likely to be found in bed by 10 pm on a weekend night, and everyone knows not to wake you or else!

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10. If you made it this far and agree with everything on this list then you're a squad mom. Congratulations

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