25 Puns To Use As Instagram Captions This Pride Month

Happy Pride Month!

Jun 03, 2019

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25 Puns To Use As Instagram Captions This Pride Month

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This June is the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots that marked the beginning of Pride. This month (and every month), let's wear our flags, celebrate love, bask in pride, and make cringe-worthy puns on social media.

1. I was in the closet so long I almost found Narnia.

2. Narnia was cool, but I prefer life out of the closet.

3. Being gay is my superpower.

4. I can't even think straight.

5. Oy vey I'm gay.

6. PANic! at the Pride Parade

7. Bi bitch.

8. I put the bi in bitch.

9. Full homo.

10. Welcome to 20biteen.

11. Kept trying to figure out who the gay cousin in my family was and then I realized it's me.

12. I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

13. Queerly beloved, we are gathered here today to...

14. Oh deer, I'm queer.

15. My hair is the only straight thing about me.

16. If you ask me about my sexuality, you won't get a straight answer.

17. What a beautiful gay!

18. Let me be perfectly queer.

19. Let's get one thing straight- I'm not.

20. Born this gay.

21. Aced it.

22. Y'all means all.

23. I'm am-ace-ing.

24. Feeling pantastic!

25. Pride not prejudice.

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25 Puns To Use As Instagram Captions This Pride Month

Happy Pride Month!

1. I was in the closet so long I almost found Narnia.

2. Narnia was cool, but I prefer life out of the closet.

3. Being gay is my superpower.

4. I can't even think straight.

5. Oy vey I'm gay.

6. PANic! at the Pride Parade

7. Bi bitch.

8. I put the bi in bitch.

9. Full homo.

10. Welcome to 20biteen.

11. Kept trying to figure out who the gay cousin in my family was and then I realized it's me.

12. I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

13. Queerly beloved, we are gathered here today to...

14. Oh deer, I'm queer.

15. My hair is the only straight thing about me.

16. If you ask me about my sexuality, you won't get a straight answer.

17. What a beautiful gay!

18. Let me be perfectly queer.

19. Let's get one thing straight- I'm not.

20. Born this gay.

21. Aced it.

22. Y'all means all.

23. I'm am-ace-ing.

24. Feeling pantastic!

25. Pride not prejudice.

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Here are the gifts I would like to ask my boyfriend for to make this season unforgettable.

1. Bath And Body Works

2. An engagement ring

3. A promise ring

4. Any sort of ring

5. Lingerie

6. Any kind of exercise gear

7. ...or any kind of clothing at all

8. Chocolate

9. Anything that can't be exchanged for store credit

10. A gift card

11. Something handmade

12. Gloves

13. Fake earrings

14. A picture

15. A watch

16. Anything you also bought your ex

17. Tiffany

18. A book

19. Anything sports related

20. Socks

21. Donations to charity

22. Stuffed animals

23. Nothing

The highlights of your childhood.

1. Wonderballs

2. iPod Nanos

3. Heelys

4. Dance Dance Revolution.

5. Silly Bandz

6. "I love boobies" bracelets

7. Crimped hair

8. The "Muffins" or "Shoes" Youtube videos.

9. Club penguin

10. Skip Its.

11. Bratz Dolls and Polly Pockets.

12. Baby Bottle Pops

13. Myspace

14. Abercrombie models

15. Ferby

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