1. Get the phone

There is a reason you need the phone: calling for rides, Snapchatting your night, taking cute pics of your outfit , and finding your friends

2. I mint that

Trying to kiss a cute boy? Trying to talk to super cool people but something smells funky? Bring some mints

3. Chapstick mends cracks

In that same kissing that boy category, did your man feel them crusty lips? Sis, there is a reason that chapstick is almost at every store. Get you one.

4. Hands up, cash out

Going out is cool and all but not only you need money for the clubs and bars; you need money for the late night grubs and uber rides. Cash over cards, but use the cards if it is your last option.

5. Wrap it up before you tap it

If you're into a bedroom session after the night's festivities, please for everyone's safety bring protection: condoms, birth control pills, lube packets, all of that. They are free all over campus after all.

6. Tissue

Not too many places give a hoot about providing tissue paper. Have your Kleenex ready, sis

7. And on that note sanitize

And with the item above, don't assume there is soap and water at these functions. Keep your friends and that frat house from smelling like piss.

8. Bonus: Phone wallet

Ah, the gadget that changed the entire game. Stick them on the phones, and even on the insides of your boots. Stuff your ID, health insurance card, cash, tickets/wristbands (if necessary) and you are on the go!