Let's be real for a sec. We have reached that point in the semester where you just look at another person and know that you are both totally and completely done with the college. Here's a few struggles of the night before the exam that we all know all too well.
1. I should have taken better notes
We all know the struggle of studying for exams and wondering what the heck you were taking notes over and why you have no idea what you wrote down.
2. Is it too late to drop out
Crap. I already paid tuition. Jk. If grades would reset mid-semester that'd be great. K. Thanks.
3. Another all-nighter here I come....
10:30 pm arrives..... alright I got an eight hour date with my bed.
4. I have time for one fifteen minute power nap
We all know what happens when we think we have time for that little power nap.... we wake up mid afternoon realizing what a terrible mistake we have made. But sadly we repeat this mishap three days later.
5. I can watch one more episode of Netflix
Noooooooo. Guys, this is the biggest lie of them all! Step away from the computer and work on your lab at midnight.
6. Oh...food
There is nothing in the world like Pizza Shuttle at 1:00 am.
7. Major change here I come
I can't show my face around here again. Time for a change. Or maybe I just realized I am totally not suited for this major.
8. A professional doggie sitter is a thing right?
Yes, can I babysit your dog for a salary please? Of course I am worth it.
9. Alright, I am moving in with my friends
But for real though? Have no rent to pay. Free food. What else could ya ask for?
10. The answer is always B
When all else fails.... Answer B. Or is it C?
11. I better marry rich
I would make a fine trophy wife! And by trophy... I mean participation trophy.... Because life.
12. C's get degrees... Amirite?
At the end of the day your degree and my degree are the same. We walked across the same stage and our degrees say the exact same thing.
13. I could totally be social right now
Oh us extroverts know the pain and agony all too well of having to study alone.
14. Food is lyfe
You fully live life to the fullest every Taco Tuesday AND Thursday. Since food is lyfe.
15. God, guide my pencil to the correct answer
When all else fails. Pray. "Yo, Jesus. Remember those ducklings I helped cross the street eight months back? Yeah I did some good. Return the favor bro?"
16. I have no idea what I am doing with my life
I am 21 years old, I can't determine what I want to do with the rest of my life. But that's ok since most likely nobody else does either.
