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10 Approaches Guys Use On Tinder That Make You Roll Your Eyes And/Or Giggle

Tinder is fun, but Tinder is predictable.

Neve McClymont

Sep 10, 2018

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10 Approaches Guys Use On Tinder That Make You Roll Your Eyes And/Or Giggle

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1. The "I Obviously Played High School Football" Guy

This guy only has photos in his high school football jersey. He doesn't play any college sports, though. It sucks to peak in high school.

2. The "I Couldn't Take A Selfie If My Life Depended On It" Guy

Most guys suck at selfies, but some guys are ESPECIALLY bad at them. This guy only has photos of himself that look like they were taken by a blind toddler.

3. The "I Definitely Just Got Out Of A Long-Term Relationship" Guy

This guy has TONS of photos where he obviously cropped out his ex-girlfriend. No judgies for this, but... That's a ballsy move.

4. The "Obviously Must Be A Car" Guy

I get it, some guys are just really proud of their cars. And that's fine. But when the only photos on your Tinder profile are of your car... Re-evaluate the pictures you chose.

5. The "We Get It, You Drink A Lot" Guy

This guy's first photo is of him shotgunning a beer, his second is of him doing a beer bong, and his third is of him taking shots. Obvious repercussions aside, he's probably a pretty fun dude.

6. The "I'm Great With Kids" Guy

When creating his Tinder profile, this guy probably thought "What do women love more than anything? Kids." This isn't fool-proof, though, guys. Any time I see this guy, I swipe left.

7. The "Let Me Bribe You With Pets" Guy

This guy's first photo is of his dog. JUST his dog.

8. The "Guess Which One I Am" Guy

This guy only has group photos. Sorry, bud, but I'm not playing "Guess Who?" with your Tinder profile.

9. The "I Can Provide For You In An Apocalypse" Guy

This is the guy you see holding a fish or something else that he's killed. He's proving his masculinity and ability to provide for you in extreme circumstances.

10. The "I'm SUPER Married" Guy

This guy has a bunch of photos with his face blurred out. SO sketchy.

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10 Approaches Guys Use On Tinder That Make You Roll Your Eyes And/Or Giggle

Tinder is fun, but Tinder is predictable.

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1. The "I Obviously Played High School Football" Guy

2. The "I Couldn't Take A Selfie If My Life Depended On It" Guy

3. The "I Definitely Just Got Out Of A Long-Term Relationship" Guy

4. The "Obviously Must Be A Car" Guy

5. The "We Get It, You Drink A Lot" Guy

6. The "I'm Great With Kids" Guy

7. The "Let Me Bribe You With Pets" Guy

8. The "Guess Which One I Am" Guy

9. The "I Can Provide For You In An Apocalypse" Guy

10. The "I'm SUPER Married" Guy

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1. When you look at your finals schedule and become immediately overwhelmed:

2. When your professor says that the final is only going to be short answer questions:

3. When you text your parents to tell them that you're going to have a mental breakdown and drop out of college and they're just like:

4. When you're trying to study with friends, but then you realize that you haven't gotten anything done:

5. Then you just end up going on your phone.

6. When you're two weeks away from finals and your professor tells you that you should probably start studying now:

7. When you sit down to take your final and the first question hits you like:

8. When you start the practice problems and you're just like:

9. When you're in your final and find a question that you actually know the answer to:

10. When that one annoying kid in your class says that the final was super easy and they aced it:

11. When you come back from your 7:30 a.m. final and crash:

12. When your professor tries to teach you new material a week before the final:

13. When you decide to eat away the pain that is finals week by ordering massive amounts of food:

14. Filling out course evaluations for that one difficult professor like:

15. When it's right before your first final and you're just like:

16. When your professor tells that you the final is cumulative:

17. When the kid next to you keeps looking over at your test:

18. Looking back on the outfits that you wore during finals week like:

19. When it's been two hours and you've only gotten through five notecards:

20. When you finally make it to the end of the week:

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