What Your Favorite Kombucha Flavor Says About You
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What Your Favorite Kombucha Flavor Says About your Feremented Personality

Time to explore the meaning behind all the flavors of the drink that is so tart and tangy and delicious.

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What Your Favorite Kombucha Flavor Says About your Feremented Personality
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It seems as though the grocery store puts the bottles of Kombucha by the produce as a way to lure me in, every time. I love trying new flavors, and I love how the B vitamins in the drink lift my spirits. So I decided, how about writing an article to inform everyone how their drink choice reflects their personality? Without further ado...

1. Pineapple Peach: You're a ray of sunshine

This flavor is a pretty safe, reliable choice. Just like you! All your friends can rely on you to make them smile.

2. Cranberry: You have sugar and spice

This flavor is somewhat sweet, but also has a lot of tanginess to it. While you can attend to the "sweet" or emotional needs of others, you also have a spicy side.

3. Blueberry: You're childlike

This drink reminds me of Louis Armstrong's "Blueberry Hill." If you love this drink, you long for the nostalgia of running around a field of blueberries.

4. Ginger: You're gutsy

To be honest, I can't handle this flavor. So if you like it, it definitely means you're a daredevil who can take on what others can't.

5. Multi-Green: You're a health nut

A lot of people don't like the green color of this one, so if you gravitate toward it, you're probably the healthiest of the bunch. Props to you!

6. Mango: You're the life of the party

"Hey Mango, wanna tango?" "Of course!" You're up for anything. And you have some sweet dance moves.

7. Guava: You're eccentric

I don't know if I've actually ever eaten a guava, just like I've probably never met anyone like you! You're original as all heck.

8. Strawberry Lemonade: You wish you were 21

You wish you were old enough to drink Mike's Hard lemonade, so instead you're drinking this. But Kombucha does have a slight amount of alcohol in it, sooo.....

9. Pomegranate Lemonade: You're sophisticated

I feel so sophisticated when I eat pomegranates, so I know all too well that liking this flavor means you're a classy person. Proud of you!

10. Coconut: You're beach-y and obsessed with coconut

You probably also use coconut body scrub and coconut oil in your hair. So it's only fitting that you drink the stuff too. You probably lay by the beach while drinking it.

It won't be long until we're back to wanting hot drinks to unthaw us in the freezing cold weather. So enjoy the rest of summer, one bottle at a time ;)

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