The average American college or university is home to hundreds of separate and distinct academic majors, minors, and additional paths of study.
But what would happen if our beloved single majors had a few drinks together and started feeling frisksy after lecture got over?
No amount of Plan B could prepare our campuses for the hybrid generation of academic babies that would be born after such a hookup.
1. Agricultural Studies + Marketing = FarmersOnly.com
2. Civil Engineering + Child Development = LEGOS
3. Creative Writing + Business Management = Glassdoor.com
4. Digital Media + Entrepreneurship = YouTube
5. Advertising + Nutritional Science = Food demonstrations at supermarkets
6. Horticulture + Art and Design = Chia Pets
7. Industrial Design + Technical Communication = IKEA
8. Apparel, Merchandising, and Design + Public Relations = "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
9. Meteorology + Political Science = World's biggest liars
10. Architecture + Economics = Tiny houses
11. Performing Arts + Athletic Training = "Jazzercise"
12. Animal Science + Business Management = Pet stores
13. Art and Design + Mathematics = Hieroglyphics
14. Hospitality Management + Religious Studies = Church Planting
15. Marketing + Business Economics = "Shark Tank"
16. Geology + Art and Design = Engagement rings
17. Criminal Justice + Child, Adult, and Family Services = "Law & Order"
18. Elementary Education + Chemical Engineering = Build-your-own-bubble-gum kits
19. Psychology + Hospitality Management = Bartending
20. Sustainability + Mechanical Engineering = Smart cars
21. Speech Communication + Political Science = Congress
22. Anthropology + Genetics = DNA testing kits
23. Aerospace Engineering + Military Studies = "Star Wars"
24. Kinesiology and Health + Performing Arts = "The Dr. Oz Show"
Bonus ménage à trois: Engineering + History + Physics = "Mythbusters"
Let's just hope that our favorite college majors can keep it in their pants. I don't think the world is quite ready for our academic disciplines to intermingle without wearing protection.