What Hosting A Horse Camp Is Really Like

My Friends And I Hosted A 'Horse Camp' And Our Horse Girl Energy Ran Wild And Free

A summer camp for all those horse girls out there.

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For the past four summers, my fellow horse-girl friends and I have put it upon ourselves to run a summer camp. A horse camp to be exact.

Background info/disclaimer: OK, so my friends and I are technically "horse girls" because, growing up, we competed in horse shows, collected ribbons, and had weekly horse-back riding lessons. We were actually very good and competitive in English riding. But, I swear we are normal and those days are in the past, for now. But since we have this background and experience with horses, we decided to make money off of it, thus the birth of the treacherous Horse Camp.

Our summer days were no longer centered around soccer workouts and swimming. Oh no.

From the moment the first kid was dropped off, our happy days became infiltrated by 12-14 six-year-olds running around making me question my entire life. Here, our (my friends and I) happiness died. These are our stories.

Part 1: The Cliques

By the second day of camp, the formation of cliques is rapidly underway. The "cool" girls meet at the picnic table every day, claiming they have "appointments" with their clique leader, AKA the Regina George of horse camp. Of course, my friends and I immediately break up these cult-like meetings, being camp counselors and all, but there is only so much we can do.

But in reality, these cliques are filled with six-year-olds, so it doesn't get too ugly. The worst it ever reached was when a little girl ran up to me, tears streaming down her face, and started wailing about how some other camper called her mom a "fin"... yes, a f*cking fin. She continued screaming "SHE SAID MY MOM IS A FIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!" while pointing at another little, blank-faced girl. I honestly didn't know what to say other than to try to convince this child that her mother, is indeed not a fin.

I was able to eventually convince her.

Though this was the oddest — and probably most memorable — "fight" at camp, the most recent one involves the popular video game, "Fortnite." Yes, a fight broke out among these young girls regarding the infamous "Fortnite." *Cue eye roll.*

One of the girls in this past week was literally alienated from the "cool girl" clique because she didn't play "Fortnite." These kids are around 8- and 9-years-old at most. What the hell are they doing playing "Fortnite"? What type of frat is this? Shouldn't they be playing "Webkinz" or "Neopets"? I have so many questions.

Of course, these horse girls would exile a fellow horse girl enthusiast because of her lack of "Fornite" knowledge. To comfort the girl I explained to her that I have never even played the game. This only resulted in me getting bullied by a bunch of eight-year-olds. So, in all, it wasn't much help, but the girls did all makeup and make fun of me as a whole clique again so I guess the problem was resolved? But I guess it could be worse...

Though there is often drama dealing with a bunch of, mainly, 6-10-year-old girls, since they fight over everything from who has the most friends to who has the best fidget spinner (ugh), they all seem to bond over one topic: torturing me and the other counselors. Oh, and I guess horse-back riding. So, in the end, it all works out.

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As we embark on the semester, we are put on the spot in order to share interesting details about ourselves. This article discloses possible fun facts to tell others!
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After experiencing my first week of classes, I have learned that every student needs a handy-dandy list of fun facts about themselves to tell other people. Many professors use the first couple of classes to learn about their students, so you may need to think about who you are and how you want to introduce yourself to your professor and classmates. We all have that one go-to interesting fact about ourselves, but sometimes you just have to mix it up!

1. My favorite hobby is...

What do you do in your free time? Personally, I love to stay active! I am a competitive Latin dancer and enjoy teaching and taking Zumba classes, going to the gym, and hiking.

2. I love...

Is there something, someone, or somewhere that you love? What makes your heart ache? What do you miss when it's gone? I can say that I love my friends because I feel my most confident when I'm surrounded by those who love and support me.

3. I look up to...

Is there someone you adore? Who mesmerizes you? Who do you wish to learn from? After watching "A Ballerina's Tale," I discovered Misty Copeland. In 2015 she became the first African American ballet dancer to become the Female Principal Dancer at American Ballet Theatre. Her passion, grace, and strength continuously motivate me to better myself as an athlete and an individual.

4. This art speaks to me because...

Coco Chanel said, "In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different." This encourages me to always follow my heart no matter what. I will never follow society's standards and norms because they do not define me. Chanel's saying definitely influences my character and lifestyle.

5. A funny and/or embarrassing memory of me is...

When you make others laugh they want to spend time and make memories with you! Don't be afraid to embarrass yourself. You will come off as down to earth, easy-going, and loyal.

6. My siblings or lack thereof influenced me by...

I can go on and on about my brother, who is 10 years older than I. We have opposite personalities and despite the age gap, we're quite close.

7. My pet(s) are my life because...

Only sad people don't like hearing about furry creatures, even if your pets are slimy and slithering creatures all human beings enjoy hearing pet tales!

8. I'm afraid of...

Your personality can be revealed by your likes and dislikes, including the things that you fear. I am terrified of change and the unknown, hence, the future is an anxiety-inducing topic to discuss for me.

9. I am the way I am because...

What have you gone through in life that has shaped you into who you are today? Remember to be open minded and allow yourself to open up to your peers. You may be surprised by how others respond and/or what others have endured as well.

10. The most unusual item that can be found in your dorm...

This is a fun fact about yourself that can easily liven up an awkward conversation. Think about your quirks and differences! One item I have in my dorm is my teddy bear, Peter, whom I like to joke is my boyfriend.

11. My dream job is...

In college, "What's your major?" is a widespread question. Nonetheless, skip the boring statement of "I'm majoring in..." and go in depth on what your dream job is (hopefully your major factors in to this dream of yours).

12. My hidden talents are...

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What do you appreciate in life? What brightens your day? What makes you fall in love? What does someone have to do to make you smile?

Finally, remember to be outgoing! Reveal that three-mile smile and open your arms to learning about others. Spread smiles, love, and happiness.

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If only our lives weren't limited by time.

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Recently, news outlets have been reporting on how the people of Sommarøy, a Norwegian island located north of the arctic circle, would like to remove the concept of time. This is largely in part due to the fact that the sun does not set during much of the summer nor does it rise during the winter. The inhabitants of Sommarøy do not have rigidly separated days and nights like the rest of the world and can be found doing normal daytime activities at 2 am in the summers.

They also would like to take clocks out of their society. Although this lifestyle might seem impractical to the rest of us, I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to live in a world where time is irrelevant, in regards to the concept AND the physical effects of its passing. This newfound information gave rise to ideas of things (some simple, some whimsical) I'd do if the concept of time did not exist and we had as much time to do the things we wanted.

1. Live on a ship at sea.

2. Watch a flower grow from a seed to its death.

3. Apply as much makeup as desired without being late.

4. Retake my favorite college courses and participate as fully as I possibly can, including the completion of every single reading and film.

5. Take a non-stop trip through every country in the world.

6. Learn to play and fully master every single musical instrument in existence.

7. Watch a full rotation of Earth around the sun from space.

8. Live by myself in a cabin at the edge of the woods a la Thoreau.

9. Reread every single book that shaped my childhood.

10. Have a brief conversation with every old friend.

11. Re-drink that first sip of the perfect cup of coffee.

12. Observe how the tides change with the lunar cycle.

13. Learn as many languages as possible.

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15. Train for an Olympic event.

16. Write a detailed, thorough analysis of every track in my favorite movie soundtracks.

17. Take a photo of every interesting place I visit and every little nook I find peace in and make a physical photo album.

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19. Watch a star's life cycle from birth to death.

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