So my dad is a pastor. When it comes to pastors and their humor, people either really love it, or groan after every punch line.

I actually find it hilarious when a pastor cracks a joke and the congregation legitimately groans over the stupidness of it. Yes that's a word. I looked it up.

People always say that you become more like your parents as you get older, and I've started to realize that I'm slowly starting to use my dad's humor. I made a stupid pun recently, then actually had to stop and say, "Ohhhh... I'm turning into my dad."

I'm trying to narrow down a few of my favorite dad jokes, but I'm too tired. Like a bicycle.

Honestly, I got annoyed when I was younger as soon as my dad said, "Hey, I got a joke for you!"

Now, I secretly enjoy when my dad springs a new joke on me. Now if he wintered one on me, it probably wouldn't be as funny.

Dad jokes are becoming more and more popular now, as people are starting to actually enjoy them. That or we really are getting older and we don't even know it. Mind=blown.

See, the best part about dad jokes is that they're pretty much innocent jokes. There's no crude meaning behind, no foul language, and no sexual references. Just good old, clean fun.

So here are a few for you to chew on, from an actual dad.

Did I tell you about the kids who put their dad in the refrigerator? They wanted some cool pop.

A woman was walking past a pet store, and a parrot was sitting in the window. It looks at her and says, "Hey lady! You're ugly." So she tries to shake it off and keeps walking. The next day, she's walking past the store again, and the parrot does the same thing. "Hey lady! You're ugly." She looks at the parrot, gives it a dirty look, and keeps walking. The next day, she's walking past the store again, and sure enough the parrot says, "Hey lady! You're ugly." So she grabs its cage and says, "Listen! If you call me ugly one more time, I'm going to rip every feather off your body." So the next day, the woman comes strolling down the street with a big smile on her face. As she walks past the pet store, the parrot says, "Hey lady!" She stops, turns, and yells, "What!?" The parrot says, "You know..."

For Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his dad a cup of coffee in the morning. He brings it up to the dad's room and says, "Here dad! Happy Father's Day!" The dad says, "Oh thanks son!," and takes a sip. He thought, "This is terrible.." and says, "Hey son, what did you put in this?" His son hands him a spoon, and the dad stirs the drink and finds little green soldiers in it. He goes, "Son, what is this?" The boy says, "Hey dad, it's like the commercial says... The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"

Who's a person in the Bible who is known for not having a father. Joshua, son of Nun.

Did you hear about the antenna's that met at a restaurant? They got married. The wedding wasn't very nice, but the reception was out of this world.

You hear about the dad that went to bed and dreamed he was a muffler? He woke up exhausted.

A dad backed into a lense grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

I'm hungry. "Oh hi hungry, I'm dad."

What kind of parents can you see through? Transparents.

Dad walks into the doctor's office, and says, "Doc, I feel like I'm invisible to everyone." The doctor, currently waiting on another patient says, "I'm sorry, I can't see you right now."

What kind of milk does a ghost drink. Evaporated milk.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

I hope you had as much fun reading these as I had writing them.

God bless!