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12 Times 'Veep' Summed Up What College Students Go Through 24/7

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12 Times 'Veep' Summed Up What College Students Go Through 24/7

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Veep, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, is one of my favorite shows of all time. It follows Selina Meyer, who is the Vice President, through her political career. Veep is currently airing its final season on HBO on Sunday nights! Veep has always been my go-to show for insult quotes and killer one-liners. Since the show is on HBO, they can swear and basically are completely uncensored, which makes it even funnier. Here is a round-up of a few of my favorite quotes from the show that sums up the college experience:

When the professor goes off on a tangent about nothing class-related

We are paying for this time, I don't care about your kids!!

When the professor cancels class

The best feeling!

When someone repeats the answer you just said during discussion

"Just to piggy back off of...." and then repeats the person before them verbatim

When classes are just getting too stressful

We need some soothing!

When you get stuck in a bad project group

It is the worst when someone tries to take charge and they don't know what they are talking about

When people don't stop talking about their study abroad

One of my favorite insults ever. Also, I don't care about how Barcelona was.

When your friend is crying and you don't know how to cheer them up

I have no idea what to do when people start crying in front of me.

When you have to hype up your friends no matter what

Checking your makeup in the bathroom of a frat house be like....

When the creepy guy won't stop hitting on you

That same guy always seem to come circling back around!

Hoping a car will run you over as you're walking to class

Everyone wants that free tuition!

When you just do not know what the professor is talking about

The strong bond of classmates when everyone is looking around the room confused.

When your classmate asks a truly stupid question

Have to ask those clarifying questions that were explained week one of the course!

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When the professor goes off on a tangent about nothing class-related

When the professor cancels class

When someone repeats the answer you just said during discussion

When classes are just getting too stressful

When you get stuck in a bad project group

When people don't stop talking about their study abroad

When your friend is crying and you don't know how to cheer them up

When you have to hype up your friends no matter what

When the creepy guy won't stop hitting on you

Hoping a car will run you over as you're walking to class

When you just do not know what the professor is talking about

When your classmate asks a truly stupid question

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Waking Up Early in College is So Much Harder

You Have to Get Used to Walking Everywhere

Fuzzy Socks are the Cure to All Problems

Take Every Opportunity to Get Free Food

It's Okay to Gain the "Freshman Fifteen"

Invest in Vitamins and Supplements

Making Time to Clean is Essential

Drinking Water is Actually Important

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1. Me after every class

2. If you really care about your grades

3. When you get a new homework assignment

4. When people ask what you're going to do after college

5. When you see people who don't study and get good grades

6. We're all broke here

7. FREE FOOD IS FREE FOOD!

8. When it seems like everyone in class is smart - EXCEPT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP PROJECT!!

Other than knowledge and all those important things

How to take stairs.

Caffeine is your friend.

How to study.

Finding free food.

How to take a nap anywhere.

How to appreciate sleep.

How to procrastinate productively.

Surprise: This is not on the syllabus

1. As a freshman, one does get to be called “freshman” by upperclassmen when they walk to parties in a mob of people.

2. Some of the best stories happen after 2 a.m.

3. Upperclassmen live for meal swipes from freshman because they are poor and need free food.

4. People are struggling just as much as you are so you're not alone.

5. You will never take privacy or personal space for granted ever again.

6. You are not the only one who has slept on the community bathroom floor after a night out.

7. Skipping class for Netflix is a valid excuse.

8. It’s totally acceptable to bring a pot of coffee, a sleeping bag and a pillow to the library.

9. Having class with a friend is the best because you can trade off days on who goes to class.

10. When you are a senior, you take the easiest classes to boost your GPA.

11. How to pull an all-nighter.

12. How to handle drunk people.

13. The drunk you does not look out for sober you about 90 percent of the time.

14. How to deal with a hangover.

15. How to interact with people very different from you.

16. The perfect amount to procrastinate on every assignment.

17. How to pass a class without paying for the textbook that was "required."

18. How to calculate your grades to see what you need on every test in order to maintain a passing grade.

19. How to hook-up with someone without getting emotions involved (but we all know that doesn’t happen).

20. How to handle your roommate when you want to strangle them.

21. That you miss your parent’s every day.

22. How to get into a bar when you aren’t 21.

23. How to BS on assignments, out loud and on your resume.

24. That theme parties are the greatest.

25. How to find free events that have free food.

26. That when there are puppies on campus it will be the greatest day of your life.

27. Alarms are necessary and you must set like seven of them in order to wake up in time for class.

28. Greek parties are exactly how they are in movies.

29. Care packages are treated like Christmas presents.

30. The friends you meet in college will become your bridesmaids and groomsmen.

31. That printers only break when you need them the most.

32. Cereal, ramen noodles, Easy Mac and microwavable pancakes can be used for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

33. That classes before 8 a.m. should be illegal.

34. Changing your major is OK.

Don't let the thesaurus-inspired vocabularies in our résumés fool you. We're actually just big kids.

"You should know exactly what career is right for your future by the time you're 18."

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