7 Confessions Of A Picky Eater
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7 Confessions Of A Picky Eater

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7 Confessions Of A Picky Eater
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1. “Where do you want to eat?”

I might be picky, but I can find something literally anywhere, so please tell me what you want… pleaseeee!

2. “Doesn’t it get old eating 5 things?”

Clearly it doesn’t, because I’ve made it so far. I like what I like, You like what you like, let’s move on.

3. “Try this!!!”

Nope, no thanks. You’re just annoying me.

4. “You’re going to starve.”

I promise you, that will never, ever, be the case.

5. "You can’t order off the kids' menu.”

Um, excuse me… WHAT!?

6. “This isn’t a healthy lifestyle.”

Okay, cool, thanks for your input.

7. “What do you mean you don’t have chicken tenders?!”

That’s just baffling and I probably won’t be back to your establishment.

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I’m going to stick to my picky ways and I’ll expand my palate when I’m good & ready. You can make fun of me all you want, but jokes are on you because I’m not going to change my lifestyle.

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