It's that wonderful time of year again where every college student has the same look of defeat, exhaustion and despair. Do I really have to study? Who came up with the idea of finals anyway, especially cumulative ones? I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, never mind what I learned in January. I am so ready to finally go home, sleep in and never have to open another word document again...well for four months that is. Here's a list of some of the many things that I would rather do than study for my final exams.
1. Shave my legs, especially around the ankle and knee
2. Get food poisoning
3. Have to eat another meal of grilled chicken and rice
4. Sleep through a week of hot nights with no window fan
5. Poke a fork in my eye
6. Stress eat myself into a food coma
7. Pack up my entire room by myself
8. Pull out my eyelashes one by one
9. Have to wear a strapless bra all day
10. Go through and delete all of my emails
11. Be told I can only spend $10 at Target
12. Get a paper cut every time I touch a piece of paper
13. Have to look like a real human for the last week of classes
14. Lick my dorm's toilet seat
15. Go for a run - I hate running
16. Wear jeans for a week
17. Go to a dentist appointment instead of my final exam
18. Have Donald Trump do my makeup
19. Ruin my Snapchat streaks
20. Give up coffee
21. Become allergic to pizza
22. Have a Britney Spears moment and shave my head
23. Get banned from ice cream parlors
24. Go back in time so I'm not 21
25. Never drink wine again
26. Sit in church for an entire day
27. Eat paper
28. Listen to nails on a chalkboard
30. Teach my mom what an emoji is
31. Go back to wearing the colorfully patterned underwear your mom would buy you in packages at Walmart
32. Listen to One Direction
33. Lay on the beach all day with no sunscreen - I'm pale and Scottish
34. Donate all my leggings
35. Give up wearing Uggs - I have like 10 pairs
36. Eat brussel sprouts for every meal
37. Only be able to talk in rhyme
38. Have my period for a month
39. Wake up at 5am every day - no naps allowed
40. Sit through a musical
41. Learn to sing ... well
42. Get an aversion to dogs
43. Have my computer crash
44. Attend a Taylor Swift concert
45. Always get stuck behind a slow driver no matter where you're going
46. Wear heels with every outfit
47. Smell my shoes after a long shift at work
48. Lose my debit card
49. Get a job at the DMV
50. Say 'hi' to my worst enemy every day
51. Take all my classes with my least favorite professor
52. Walk on hot rocks at the beach in bare feet
53. Make crocs fashionable
54. Lose all the pictures on my phone
55. Write this article
