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30 Thoughts I Had During "50 Shades Darker"

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Jamie Sheer

Feb 13, 2017

University of South Florida

30 Thoughts I Had During "50 Shades Darker"

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I have been looking forward to "50 Shades Darker" since the Summer. Just wanting to know what will happen between our favorite couple Mr. Christian Grey and Ms. Anastasia Steele. After they left us with Ana leaving Christian in an elevator in 50 Shades of Grey, I had to know what next. It had been two years since the first movie making my anticipation grow stronger and stronger. I was so impatient that I bought my tickets a week in advance, so I knew they wouldn't sell out on me. I had to go the first day it came, February 10th. This is what I thought when I watched "50 Shades Darker."

1. OMG, It is finally here!

2. Gotta take a snap chat, so everyone knows what I am watching.

3. Did Christian Grey get hotter?

4. Wait, why is Christian so nice this time?

5. Ana's boss is such a jerk.

6. Who is that crazy girl that knows Ana's name?

7. Ya! They are back together!

8. Elena Lincoln is a bitch and needs to leave Ana alone.

9. Am I just watching porn?

10. This is weird to watch with my friend.

11. Did he just do that?

12. I am kind of getting turned on...

13. Get away from your boss, he is crazy!

14. Does that girl have a gun?

15. Save Ana, Christian!

16. Why does he like going down on her so much?

17. Ok... more porn.

18. Just say "YES" Ana!

19. What Christian could be dead!

20. Oh wait, there he is.

21. She said "Yes!" Rejoice!

22. Happy Birthday, Mr. Grey!

23. You tell Elena, Ana.

24. Cutest proposal ever!

25. I want my own Christian Grey.

26. Wait, the boss is back

27. What's going to happen next?

28. No don't be over.

29. What did I just watch? 30. I got to see this agian!

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30 Thoughts I Had During "50 Shades Darker"

Contains spoilers!

1. OMG, It is finally here!

2. Gotta take a snap chat, so everyone knows what I am watching.

3. Did Christian Grey get hotter?

4. Wait, why is Christian so nice this time?

5. Ana's boss is such a jerk.

6. Who is that crazy girl that knows Ana's name?

7. Ya! They are back together!

8. Elena Lincoln is a bitch and needs to leave Ana alone.

9. Am I just watching porn?

10. This is weird to watch with my friend.

11. Did he just do that?

12. I am kind of getting turned on...

13. Get away from your boss, he is crazy!

14. Does that girl have a gun?

15. Save Ana, Christian!

16. Why does he like going down on her so much?

17. Ok... more porn.

18. Just say "YES" Ana!

19. What Christian could be dead!

20. Oh wait, there he is.

21. She said "Yes!" Rejoice!

22. Happy Birthday, Mr. Grey!

23. You tell Elena, Ana.

24. Cutest proposal ever!

25. I want my own Christian Grey.

26. Wait, the boss is back

27. What's going to happen next?

28. No don't be over.

29. What did I just watch? 30. I got to see this agian!

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Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

20. “Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me.”

21. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

22. “Find me where the wild things are.”

23. “I’m high on lovin’ you.”

24. “If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreak, somebody’s mistake, if you’re gonna be somebody’s first time, somebody’s last time, be mine.”

25. “Don’t be afraid to take the road less traveled on.”

Everything Bruce says in his classic rock songs.

1. "Talk about a dream Try to make it real You wake up in the night With a fear so real Spend your life waiting For a moment that just don't come Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)

2. "It's a town full of losers/ I'm pulling out of here to win" (Thunder Road)

3. "You've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above" (Tunnel of Love)

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)