I have this really good friend named John. John and I became close really fast and everyone confuses us as a couple. Recently I was wondering why this came up so much.

Then I realized were basically an old married couple.

Here are the top 6 reasons why:

1. We’d rather go out early, so we can be back at home before 12.

I think secretly all our friends hate us because they’ll all be raging and were in the corner trying to sneak out to go watch our tv shows and eat snacks.

2. I must always know the weather.

I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve heard “Shannon, do I need a jacket?” It is winter. You 100% need a jacket.

3. We know each other’s Starbucks orders.

Tall Americano and a Venti Iced White mocha, no whip, caramel drizzle, and Coconut milk (yes I am that extra)

4, We always remind the other of important things

Birthdays, Dinners, Meetings.

5. We send texts like this:


6. Always makes sure I've eaten.

If he's grabbing something to eat he will always make me a plate without even asking.