Netflix just recently blessed our eyes and hearts by making season four of "New Girl" available for us to watch and, trust me, I've been watching. Like, "half the season in a night" kind of watching. It has been magical. It also reminded me of how much I freaking love this show and, even more so, its cast. Anyone that has seen even just one episode of "New Girl" knows who Schmidt (played by Max Greenfield) is and knows how flipping hilarious he can be. His one liners honestly make the show and his delivery is impeccable. So, with that being said, here are some of Schmidt's best pieces of work.
1. "Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
2. "This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere."
3. "This place is a cardigan gold mine."
4. "I cried the other day listening to a techno song."
5. Schmidt: "No sig oths." // Cece: "Just say ‘significant others.'" Schmidt: "Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight ached."
6. "Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses."
7. "I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers."
8. "It's raining celibacy, hallelujah."
9. "Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?"
10. "I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy."
11. "Youths!"
12. "It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape."
13. "Have you seen my sharkskin laptop sleeve?"
14. "Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this prison?"
15. "Words that have never been used to describe Schmidt: spontaneous, flexible, easygoing. I'm like a marine."
16. "Don’t pretend to know my pain."
17. "Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil."
18. "I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on."
19. "Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons."
20. "I'm a squirrel. You're my nut. Winter is coming. I'm gonna store you in my cheek, girl."
After reading through all of those nuggets of gold I think we can easily say that we all have a bit of Schmidt within our own souls. Catch up on season four on Netflix, and check out new episodes of season five, Tuesday nights on FOX!
